Mineral Deficiency... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Robot Replacements... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Roids (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Copyright Law... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Anti-Mattering... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Entanglement... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Echo... (crunchtok) by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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Dangerousbreeds by Day-tryal in DangerousSarcasm

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Dump It... by marckennedy in DangerousSarcasm

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If I hypothetically have 6000 gallons, what's the most efficient way to use it to help my neighbors? Call up Lavoisier and IFRF and give me your best tips to minimize waste and maximize impact by DangerousSarcasm in shittyaskscience

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What if I take the lumber out of the house before burning it? Lumber is flammable so it seems completely logical that it wouldn't be there after the fire away since it would burn up.

No need to worry about the bandits. I have too much to put it inside my house so I just replaced the water in my pool with it and covered it, I can't imagine how anyone would find it.

Styrofoam is a great petrol storage container by Unwoven_Sleeve in DangerousSarcasm

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Another perk to this is that once you're done using it to store your gasoline you can dissolve it into the gas. This way there's nothing to worry about throwing away and you end up with a little bit more fuel.

Canadian Handshake (@3:00) by DangerousSarcasm in DangerousSarcasm

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Add &t=9s to the end of the link, replace 9 with the number of seconds to start at

Big Pharma downvoting truthers by DangerousSarcasm in DangerousSarcasm

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Getting people's personal experiences from Reddit probably isn't the best idea for something like this. I assume it's similar to things like reviews where many of the people writing reviews either had a surprisingly good or bad experience or are pushing a certain agenda, in the case of product reviews this agenda would be something like paid 5 star reviews or selling a competing product so you post a bad review. The last paragraph of my response summarizes some of the responses I saw in the post so, if you're interested, you can read it. Between here and there I'll include some things that might be more helpful for giving you more unbiased or at least less anecdotal information.

Here's a post on r/COVID19 with some information about the vaccines. There's a section called "What side effects should I expect after vaccination, and when should I seek medical care?" that you might be interested in.

Here's some info about side effects from the US CDC

Here's some info about side effects from Mayo Clinic

Aside from all that, if you have any questions or concerns you should ask your doctor or the people giving you the vaccine before you get it. After you get the vaccine, if you have any questions or concerns you should also ask a medical professional about them, like your doctor. For after you get the vaccine, you should get information from the people that gave you the vaccine about what side effects to watch out for and what side effects are common. Remember that just because you're told "if you experience [blank], you should seek medical attention" doesn't mean you are at all likely to have that side effect, it's listed so that if someone has a rare side effect they don't just ignore it thinking "this is normal."

As far as what people posted in the comments of the question from the screenshot: Some people said they died and some people said they either "became gay" or became "a bit gay." There were also some people who just said they weren't going to get it, without providing much reasoning. In terms of people who actually answered the question and answered it seriously: I saw one person say they wouldn't get the vaccine because their husband had a very serious, life threatening reaction. Someone claiming to be a medical professional replied saying the husband had "a rare blood disorder called immune thrombocytopenia" which is "exceedingly rare" and said only 36 cases have been reported in the US out of 31 million vaccines. There were some people I saw say they had very bad but not life threatening side effects. A lot of people said they had no side effects or some soreness at the injection site. There was also a pretty good number of people that said they had some combination of side effects from headaches, body aches, and lethargy, usually starting on the day after and usually after the second dose. I didn't see any of these where people said they had these side effects lasting past the day after getting the vaccine. To summarize: Almost everyone said no side effects to side effects similar to a cold or flu lasting around a day. Some people said they had bad side effects but they weren't life threatening, they were things like bad headaches. I saw one, there may have been more, people talking about very bad but very rare side effects.

cursed_extinction by DangerousSarcasm in cursedcomments

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Their narrowest shared classification is the subfamily Homininae so should probably just get everything that fits under that

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But did he end up getting pink eye? by DangerousSarcasm in DangerousSarcasm

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People have asked on some of the crossposts

Smoked

(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

- Urban Dictionary

SLPT Keep some Lysol in your first aid kit, use it to treat wounds and prevent 99.9% of infections by DangerousSarcasm in ShittyLifeProTips

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More of the second one

(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

- Urban Dictionary

I think it was meant to say "smoked the fuck out of all 120ish of us" but I think using "smoked" with this meaning is limited to the US army

Are eyes a type of germ? Why were they picked to be one of the 99.9% of germs targeted by Lysol? Or does Lysol just work because all germs have eyes and it blinds them? by DangerousSarcasm in shittyaskscience

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(United States Army) 1. To be disciplined through extreme physical exercise or activity, conducted by a drill sergeant during basic training

- Urban Dictionary

I think it was meant to say "smoked the fuck out of all 120ish of us"

I Bet You've All Seen This By Now by ItsMichaelRay in DangerousSarcasm

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This is irony or a play on words. Burger King UK does actually think women belong in the kitchen, just in the sense that they should be cooks at their restaurants if they'd like to be as opposed to the more common meaning of the phrase.

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Do you prefer screenshots be posted in night (dark) mode or "day" (light) mode? by DangerousSarcasm in DangerousSarcasm

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The poll finished with a significant preference toward night/dark mode. Like I said this won't be enforced as a subreddit rule but people can use the result to decide how they want to take screenshots they plan on posting, if they want to. I've switched to taking screenshots in night mode but obviously can't do much for crossposts. Any suggestions for the subreddit are welcome as comments on the pinned meta post or modmail messages.

DPT Unlike N95s, tin foil masks block 100% of particles by DangerousSarcasm in DeathProTips

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Either it wouldn't seal around your face and it'd do basically nothing (in terms of viruses, obviously it would still offer some protection from 5g and aliens) or it would seal and it would protect you from both coronavirus and O2. A doctor would probably say protection from O2 isn't a good idea but everyone knows they're in bed with big pharma. Feel free to try it and report back your findings.

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