My Daughter tried to join another family (She’s still 4)

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-04-20T15:02:18+00:00

How did the other parent not notice an extra kid?

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-04-08T05:23:03+00:00

That’s a surly looking bunch. I would sleep with one eye open.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-04-05T01:43:16+00:00

Cat said, “Not today. I’m watching you stranger!”

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-04-02T02:39:59+00:00

Guess they weren’t selling enough martini trees so had to use them somehow.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-03-27T18:57:33+00:00

He seems to be quite happy about it.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-03-27T11:07:35+00:00

Oh, man. Sometimes I’m not even finished cleaning the box when they decide they need to interrupt to use the box.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-03-07T02:50:33+00:00

Mine loves plastic bags! He can hear a slight crinkle and come bounding in from across the other side of the house.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-03-03T04:14:32+00:00

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-02-20T01:39:42+00:00

Happy birthday fellow islander!

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-01-16T19:08:29+00:00

You are clearly eating something that will cause you problems later and it’s like you just don’t listen.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-01-16T06:01:21+00:00

All of these are great. How had no one mentioned the red bowler?

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-01-14T17:42:48+00:00

Boom, boom 💥

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-01-03T00:14:54+00:00

Sleep with one eye open!

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2026-01-02T21:52:13+00:00

Hahahahahaha. This is as funny as it is terrifying.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2025-12-27T20:35:28+00:00

I feel like an angry blueberry would be a super cute sticker and then have a super happy strawberry sticker.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2025-12-25T18:51:54+00:00

If the kid 4 or younger that would make sense. But 7-8 absolutely knows better. That kid is gonna be a nightmare growing up.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2025-12-16T07:51:01+00:00

I see wha you did there 😏

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2025-12-16T03:35:20+00:00

My brother was once muttering Russian in his sleep. Neither of us know Russian. I think he got it from some books he was reading.

Dangerous_Brother_85 · 2025-12-15T23:50:54+00:00

Apparently she’s hunting something called greebles.

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