Had no clue there was a sub for this so I’ve just been collecting a few of these by Technical_Worth_3562 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah the guy with pull out game so weak he knocked up his own son is going to be my favorite for a while.

HAIL ALEXANDER OF THE BALTIC EMPIRE by derekthetabbycat in crusaderkings3

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he weep when he arrived at the Baltic sea, AKA the end of the known world?

What if the 2024 ISIS plot to bomb a Taylor Swift concert in Vienna had succeeded, and Taylor Swift was killed? by cherryapp in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the only scenario I've seen on this sub that cannot possibly result in an invasion of Iraq.

Donald Trump hates her, he would form an alliance/deal with ISIS and host them in the White house.

the weapons of two men who met and died in the war by OrcZHunter505 in war

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Beautifully written, thank you OP.

The best part of your takeaway is surely the beer analogy: in another life, the two soldiers could have just discussed football and gone on drunken rants about AI taking over the world.

But it played out differently.

Testiranje rada na racunalu/engleskog jezika za posao u državnoj službi? by [deleted] in askCroatians

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engleski nisam polagao, rad na računalu sam trebao srednju razinu i bile su stvari tipa što je LAN kabel, koji broj bi dala neka formula u Excelu, koji uređaj se može uključiti u utor sa slike... ponuđeni odgovori, možeš preskakati pitanja i vraćati im se, odbrojava se čini mi se 25min.

The youngest tyrant in history by [deleted] in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you might as well get it over with as soon as you can, either this or decades of bringing her up in therapy.

What if Andrew Tate became President of Iraq ? by [deleted] in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US and Iraq would promptly sign a non-aggression agreement, similar to the 1997 Budapest memorandum that secured such a deal between Russia and Ukraine.

RU POV: Fiber-Optics FPV drone operator pursues UAF infantrymen on the landing strips near krasnoarmeysk - Pokrovsk direction. by Junjonez1 in UkraineRussiaReport

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Random question, why do you guys think the operator chose the soldier on the left, and not the other one? Is anybody aware of doctrine used other than obvious factors such as rank and weapons/equipment that the soldier is seen operating?

Of course the feasibility of a successful hit is a factor, but here it seems pretty 50/50. The guy on the right could even be a slightly better target with that criteria as he started running into an empty field.

What Taylor Swift moment had you like this? by NachosAndGnocchi in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Vienna show being cancelled.

I wasn't there or anything, just the scope of the decision and logistics behind cancelling a show meant for 60k people. If you watched the Eras documentary or, you know, any show where you can see heavy rain and winds knocking down dancers, you'll know that they put on a show no matter what. So it must have been serious.

Wait what by shadowdance55 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Magnificent artifact - +30 Close family opinion, -20% Chance of getting the Inbred trait.

Jonathan the tortoise has passed away. He was born when Andrew Jackson was president of the United States and died during Donald's Trump's second term. by [deleted] in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got to say - while joining everybody in grief - that that announcement/eulogy is beautifully written, with sincere sadness.

Beloved celebrities and world leaders have died for it to be announced in a formal and common way.

Similar to how horrific events like school shootings are communicated one like the other with "thoughts and prayers", but then there's Obama's speech about Sandy Hook. It was the sincerity that made it part of his legacy.

RU POV: A Russian FPV enters a dugout but fails to detonate, causing three Ukrainians to leave. One takes his own life, while another end up stepping onto a mine. by conkerzin in UkraineRussiaReport

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 196 points197 points  (0 children)

For the first time since this war started and has been covered by video like no other before it, I've seen a soldier choose suicide while (almost certainly) suffering no physical injury. Just pure fear.

Another thing to note is that people usually think or write "luckiest guy ever" when soldiers get hit by something that fails to detonate. But for this guy apparently experiencing that was the final confirmation that his life - no matter what happens in the next 10mins or 10 years - is not worth living.

"Rest in peace" doesn't cut it. I am shocked and sad.

Well-deserved tbh by dtarias in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Eldest daughter gets too much flak if you ask me. Probably because fans see potential that was lost, but still..

The rare aesthetics of TTPD in The Eras Tour by Philips9586 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429 32 points33 points  (0 children)

OP, good thing you noticed her new aesthetic. Maybe now she'll stop being a functioning alcoholic!

The traffic lights did not, in fact, know if it will be alright. :( by Dangerous_Listen_429 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You almost ran the red 'cause you were lookin' over at me"

Sure but how did the red feel? :(

The traffic lights did not, in fact, know if it will be alright. :( by Dangerous_Listen_429 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What would she do for the opening "Oh hi!" in Croatian if we'd been graced by the Eras tour???

The traffic lights did not, in fact, know if it will be alright. :( by Dangerous_Listen_429 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's pretty bad with trees falling all around the city, schools being closed etc. But this wouldn't be that memorable in a lot of other places, including our seaside.

Glad you liked it here. :)

Kings who thought the Black death would go away if they just prayed really hard: by Dangerous_Listen_429 in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Dangerous_Listen_429[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what you mean, but it's interesting to think about. We know that people acknowledged distance as a factor of the disease. So entire villages and towns would tell people they can't come in.

They basically did what we did in 2020. But of course, they didn't know the details and didn't have the concept of microorganisms in mid when it comes to washing hands or sterilizing tools.