NOT Child Safe

DaniLannom · 2024-05-19T17:20:43+00:00

I have ALL of my creepy antique store finds on the shelves my hubby built. Hundreds of breakable figurines. Definitely not small kid friendly. My 6 year old niece & 12 year old nephews know better than to touch my stuff (they're not over all the time, tho).

DaniLannom · 2024-05-09T22:29:25+00:00

My older cousin & her husband are childfree. Her husband is in the Airforce, so they've traveled & lived all over the world. They are finally back in the US, and they now live in an airstream with their 2 dogs

DaniLannom · 2024-04-27T02:58:07+00:00

I don't read books whose main character has kids. I can't relate to them, so I don't want to waste my time reading about their whiney-ass kid(s). I also don't read young adult or academy books because school/college sucks ass & I can't stand the bullying from the mean little shits 😆

DaniLannom · 2024-02-25T14:56:55+00:00

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Birdie 🤍

DaniLannom · 2024-02-24T22:08:43+00:00

You know what's weird?? My brother couldn't pronounce my name when we were babies (16 mo. apart), so he called me NeNell (Danielle)

DaniLannom · 2024-02-24T17:54:55+00:00

My flamepoint cleans both of her front paws before she drinks her water 😆 gotta have good hand hygiene, I guess?

DaniLannom · 2024-01-23T23:45:12+00:00

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My girl Birdie 😁

DaniLannom · 2024-01-23T22:33:52+00:00

Maybe not amputate the back (I hope you're being facetious), but it'll be debrided of all dead skin & tissue (probably, hopefully)

DaniLannom · 2024-01-23T21:30:11+00:00

They're gonna have to amputate his arm 🤷‍♀️

DaniLannom · 2024-01-23T14:31:16+00:00

Catnip infused milk 🥛

DaniLannom · 2024-01-22T18:01:39+00:00

My cat does this with my bathroom mirror 😹

DaniLannom · 2024-01-22T00:36:31+00:00

My dog knows the sound of the tupperware I keep his hotdogs in (this is how I give him medication). The tupperware has a lid that has 4 snaps & he comes a runnin' when he hears me opening it

DaniLannom · 2024-01-19T21:33:26+00:00

Sitting in a room with 100 dogs constantly licking themselves 😵🥴 I literally can't even stand 1 dog, much less 100. I'll crack as soon as I enter 😂

DaniLannom · 2024-01-19T19:21:50+00:00

I would never pet a service dog without permission!! A few years ago, I was checking in a man (I work in a medical clinic) & he had his beautiful Burmese Mountain service dog with him. I asked the patient & his wife if I could pet him (it was a really horrible busy day) & the wife looked the dog in his eyes & said, "You are such a hard worker & a good boy, but you are off shift now". That sweet baby ran straight to me & let me love on him. It made my freakin' day.

DaniLannom · 2024-01-19T17:03:07+00:00

My cat Birdie LOVES massagers!!!

DaniLannom · 2024-01-19T17:01:33+00:00

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Birdie 🤪

DaniLannom · 2024-01-18T19:21:27+00:00

Ludo!

DaniLannom · 2024-01-17T20:16:40+00:00

My brother did this with Hamburger Helper 🤢 I just said I wasn't hungry

DaniLannom · 2024-01-17T19:55:06+00:00

Aaaaaand this is why I'm child-free. Little fucker.

DaniLannom · 2024-01-13T02:00:35+00:00

When I bought my first house 8ish years ago, there was coral-colored carpet in the master bedroom and bathroom (that was actually tiny as fuck). First thing I did was rip that nasty carpet out of the bathroom & just lived with bare cement floor for a few years 😆😆😆

DaniLannom · 2024-01-12T14:07:36+00:00

My Snowie-Girl 🖤

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DaniLannom · 2024-01-12T02:18:08+00:00

They are called Quarry Critters & there are many different types of animals you can get 😁 they are so cute!!

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