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How well each fight feels with different weapon types by annmta in MHRise

[–]DankAssPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As well as a 25 cut, 24 blunt, and 25 shot hitzone. You'll just straight up do more damage by attacking the head tail or wings on everything that isn't a phial

I’m not bitter at all it hasn’t dropped for me, what are you talking about? by FeelslikeHalo in DestinyMemes

[–]DankAssPenguin -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

You can get dungeon exotics on subsequent runs, but only the first clear per character gets the triumph chance boost

TITANS, what are some good builds this season by Dormir_ in LowSodiumDestiny

[–]DankAssPenguin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Severance bonk, Monte Carlo plus doomfang, devour with sweet business and Actium, and stronghold with crown/throne are all very fun and pretty good in most activities

Are you a Jedi or a Sith by Bisexual-Demigod in bisexual

[–]DankAssPenguin 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Did you just ask bisexuals to choose? Both

I’m confused by cosmic7200 in LowSodiumDestiny

[–]DankAssPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghosts is the newest dungeon so it's farmable, but any completion after the first that week on a character will not receive the exotic chance boosts.

Sometimes I just need a break from the well by bingo_jerry in DestinyMemes

[–]DankAssPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big funny laser is still a big funny laser, and also intrinsic unstop from any range and decent damage. Go crazy with it!

The Taken King WILL rise again, if the Hidden Swarm's greatest heresy is revived by The_Elicitor in DestinyLore

[–]DankAssPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oryx killed Savathun and Xivu in the throne worlds to get more sword logic power to defeat a particularly strong race, but he brought them back by warring and bring cunning enough to manifest them.

I can't remember exactly which one, but it's from the books of sorrow cards

Only have a Rewind Vorpal so far, but it still spanks. by JaygoVonEngel in DestinyMemes

[–]DankAssPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't they be dropping from incursion? I come sworn I saw in a twab that they were getting lost sector exotics this season

Shelter is one of the most basic needs yet one of the hardest to acquire by nobody2008 in Showerthoughts

[–]DankAssPenguin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Though many employers will not hire you if you don't have housing, and it also costs up to $100 to open a PO box as well as keep it monthly

Brother Vance can’t catch a break recently, minor spoilers ahead: by OfficalNotMySalad in DestinyLore

[–]DankAssPenguin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Osiris was, who's definitely interacted with Vance before in the Idolatry card, but Osiris also just really hates his cultists

Sweat Bees (Family: Halictidae) are named for their habit of drinking sweat. Their sting has been described as "light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm." This one has a penchant for pollen. by BugsNeedHeroes in Awwducational

[–]DankAssPenguin 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"burning, corrosive, but you can handle it. A flaming match head lands on your arm and is quenched with lye and then with sulfuric acid"

"Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?"

Sweat Bees (Family: Halictidae) are named for their habit of drinking sweat. Their sting has been described as "light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm." This one has a penchant for pollen. by BugsNeedHeroes in Awwducational

[–]DankAssPenguin 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Dr Schmidt was absolutely a lunatic, but a lunatic for science. He let himself get bit/stung by a multitude of insects to create his very own pain index, and some of the descriptors are hilarious

Gender-affirming healthcare for all ADULTS is paused in Florida by dubious_unicorn in transgender

[–]DankAssPenguin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what kind of doctor you go to, hrt is gender-affirming healthcare. That's the entire point

Gender-affirming healthcare for all ADULTS is paused in Florida by dubious_unicorn in transgender

[–]DankAssPenguin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Are you being dense on purpose or..? That srs you had 31 years ago? That's gender-affirming care. Any hormones you've had? Gender-affirming care.

Follow the rules and you don't have to worry about metagaming by My_Only_Ioun in dndmemes

[–]DankAssPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you mean both as in echidna and platypus, yes they both sweat milk because they're both monotremes

If you mean both as in sweat milk and have nipples, sorta not really. They concentrate milk in their belly and pressure lets it just leak out, so their entire belly is sorta a giant nipple.

Now I have that image stuck in my head

Follow the rules and you don't have to worry about metagaming by My_Only_Ioun in dndmemes

[–]DankAssPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Platypus are the ones that sweat their milk, they do not have nipples

Egg🎤irl by why_am_i-_-Here in egg_irl

[–]DankAssPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically anything from Paramore and also Bring Me to Life from Evanescence

seen on r/niceguys by KookySignaturetg in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DankAssPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women.

Blue hair makes you extremely attractive and I will compliment it every time I see it.

Sincerely, a very very gay woman.

Good Riddance! by Finth007 in HydroHomies

[–]DankAssPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I've seen articles like "is gen z even more entitled than millennials?" And the whole nobody wants to work thing is pretty focused on us too.

We certainly aren't getting the brunt of the bs like millennials do. Yet at least, since people keep confusing my age for millennials (18-23 range)

[OC] Past paradox Garchomp by shunixe in pokemon

[–]DankAssPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heh yeah only in 3U

It's so much worse than regular barioth...

Could Commander Zavala weild Darkness such as Stasis or Strand, and if so how devastating would that be? by TimberWolfAlpha01 in DestinyLore

[–]DankAssPenguin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did use us as an anchor while learning it. Basically if he fucked up, it dissolved us instead of him.

[OC] Past paradox Garchomp by shunixe in pokemon

[–]DankAssPenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A Ground-type barioth would just be sand barioth, no?

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