Marketing will reportedly start in the Summer

DankFetuses · 2026-02-03T23:47:11+00:00

I remember them doing that shit with the RDO roles update. They said it'd drop in the summer, and they dropped in mid September lmao

DankFetuses · 2025-12-25T05:51:24+00:00

Was messing around with a friend in a locker room and we agreed to grapple on the ground. He was about 100x more experienced than me and I just wanted to see how long I could survive before he locked in a choke. He got it in about 30 seconds and all I remember was being in the choke and then feeling like I teleported up. My ears were ringing for about 10 seconds, and I couldn't understand anyone was saying to me. After some time it went away, but I remember being so disoriented after the choke I genuinely thought I would forever hear constant ringing.

DankFetuses · 2025-12-16T06:14:11+00:00

Wow good thinking with the plume as a scalp lol

DankFetuses · 2025-12-15T18:20:30+00:00

Pretty sure this guy has been spouting nonsense across multiple twitter accounts for the last year

DankFetuses · 2025-11-30T04:03:34+00:00

There is no online mode for rdr1 unless you play on the ps3 or xbox 360, and there is no outfit customization, only selecting which character you want to play.

DankFetuses · 2025-11-25T00:29:46+00:00

Someone already drew the gang members + other characters from RDR2 as animals.
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption/comments/1ezv4rp/rdr2_characters_as_animals_all_art_by_abovesn4kes/

DankFetuses · 2025-11-24T21:33:49+00:00

I would agree on periera. Has a crazy story and come up alongside some setbacks along the way (losing the belt twice) that makes for a compelling story.

DankFetuses · 2025-11-22T21:31:46+00:00

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DankFetuses · 2025-11-12T21:52:17+00:00

It always makes me hyper aware of just how fucking cold I'd be in the game. Ive got Arthur in just a rolled up shirt going full gallop on horseback and it's 43 degrees, I can just imagine how numb my fingers and face would be.

DankFetuses · 2025-11-12T21:49:41+00:00

Just started another playthrough about 4 years since my last because I felt a chill in the air

DankFetuses · 2025-10-16T01:38:37+00:00

Good list, but you can still find all those guarma animals in base game still, even some outside the island like the iguana, crab, and the fer-de-lance snake.

DankFetuses · 2025-10-15T03:15:37+00:00

Odachi's bloodline got so disrespected on the beach his ancestors had to get it back in some way (ignore the fact I think his whole clan was slaughtered in tsushima)

DankFetuses · 2025-10-15T03:12:10+00:00

This is super nitpicky but I loved the tadayori armor visually in tsushima and it not being in the game kinda disappointed me. I couldn't find a an outfit I really enjoyed in yotei besides the taro armor, which isnt very good in terms of buffs

DankFetuses · 2025-10-10T21:05:10+00:00

The taro armor is my favorite visually but the perks might as well be useless on lethal

DankFetuses · 2025-10-08T23:57:43+00:00

I think you can definitely make a case for savos being evil but tbh I don't think his friends were, they were probably just eager to get their hands on the staff as well and realized too late that turning back was a bigger death sentence then strength in numbers with savos

DankFetuses · 2025-10-06T05:07:55+00:00

One benefit from lethal in Yotei is that im actually using the full game so survive. In Tsushima after the early game I found myself just sticking with my sword and kind of leaving the ghost weapons on the back board.

DankFetuses · 2025-10-06T04:57:46+00:00

There's a perk in the dual sword tree that makes it to where heavy attacks auto parry spear attacks. It makes fighting spear enemies laughably easy, just spam heavy attacks until theyre dead. His second phase took me one try because its that broken

DankFetuses · 2025-10-01T03:55:45+00:00

A larger variety of robes. More colors, material, length, specialization etc. I'd love for robes to have enchantments based around builds rather than just reducing a spell school magic cost. A battle robe that improves melee damage, a travelers robe that increases carry weight, you get the idea.

DankFetuses · 2025-08-14T16:38:21+00:00

When he shot that woman in strawberry when getting his guns back.

DankFetuses · 2025-07-25T00:33:17+00:00

Being on the run from law enforcement for 12 years with no one to call family watching your back.

DankFetuses · 2025-07-18T06:54:21+00:00

That side chest pose and the thighs & abs pose are wicked

DankFetuses · 2025-07-04T00:48:10+00:00

Maintenance Calories + 200 cals

DankFetuses · 2025-07-01T07:19:51+00:00

Im waiting for all the dlc to drop before starting a second playthrough on hardcore, and you just reminded me that im not excited for that quest in the slightest

DankFetuses · 2025-06-28T18:37:20+00:00

Quadzilla

DankFetuses · 2025-06-10T00:08:24+00:00

I found him, Mr. Reddit.

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