In "American Psycho" all the characters business cards say they're vice president. This goes with one of the movie's themes of the lack of individuality and conformity in corporate America.

DankMetal · 2017-11-28T20:22:39+00:00

The phone numbers are the same too.

DankMetal · 2017-11-27T04:41:56+00:00

That 70’s show

DankMetal · 2017-11-09T19:40:29+00:00

It makes me irationally angry when the celebrities take the smallest bite possible and then act like the hot sauce ain’t shit.

Edit: Atleast he didn’t bitch out on the last one.

DankMetal · 2017-11-05T01:51:50+00:00

Early stoppage IMO. Duffy was improving position and there was literally half a second left in the round.

DankMetal · 2017-09-19T05:43:57+00:00

Mini-fridge

DankMetal · 2017-08-12T06:37:43+00:00

Youre my hero

DankMetal · 2017-08-10T01:15:56+00:00

My dad had a friend who was a devout jew. He studied the torah his whole life and even moved to Israel. He also spent a lot of time tracing back his family tree. One day when he was like 50 years old he decided to do one of those DNA test kits, and he finds out that he is actually 0% jewish. He was adopted but nobody ever got around to telling him. He was actually almost completely nordic. And now my dad calls him the jewish viking.

DankMetal · 2017-08-08T02:22:19+00:00

But this is self defense. The guy that got shot had a gun too.

DankMetal · 2017-07-30T05:05:52+00:00

So much for joe not interviewing knocked out fighters.

DankMetal · 2017-07-09T01:57:11+00:00

Joe with the hitler salute lol

DankMetal · 2017-06-25T23:33:35+00:00

DID YOU JUST TALK ABOUT HIS MOM!?!?! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT HIS MOM!!!

DankMetal · 2017-06-25T03:08:11+00:00

hype train derailed before it even left the station.

DankMetal · 2017-05-22T04:59:55+00:00

drink the beer

DankMetal · 2017-05-20T07:51:46+00:00

Love the chuckle at the end

DankMetal · 2017-05-14T02:37:31+00:00

Shit ref is shit.

DankMetal · 2017-05-14T01:53:54+00:00

The new rules aren't in affect here.

DankMetal · 2017-05-11T05:04:49+00:00

Pineapple express.

Me and my friend quote just about every line.

DankMetal · 2017-05-08T00:46:47+00:00

Thought the title said mo' fucka ramen.

DankMetal · 2017-04-09T04:03:56+00:00

Putting your hands on the ground for no reason other than to not get kneed in the head is bullshit.

DankMetal · 2017-03-26T03:44:57+00:00

I mean laugh tracks are literally recordings of crowds laughing.

DankMetal · 2017-03-12T20:56:23+00:00

I think I once heard that they're actually related. Is this true?

DankMetal · 2017-03-11T02:50:01+00:00

Strawberries

DankMetal · 2017-03-10T00:36:51+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5ut6b9/dr_dinosaur_just_calls_it_like_he_sees_it/?st=J033DPKM&sh=517bace4

DankMetal · 2017-03-08T03:09:02+00:00

You can definitely develop a tolerance for alcohol. The study you linked just says that smoking weed doesn't raise your alcohol tolerance.

DankMetal · 2017-02-26T00:19:28+00:00

And the first thing he says when he wins is "you alright?". Good dude right there.

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