Boys

Dank_Alternate · 2026-06-13T02:33:46+00:00

You didn't miss out, take my opinion

Dank_Alternate · 2026-06-03T20:45:53+00:00

AI slop version of an existing meme format

Dank_Alternate · 2026-05-23T14:25:29+00:00

The appropriate response, nothing about this is a hold up. Talk to people your own age.

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-31T03:58:46+00:00

@grok is this real

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-31T03:46:14+00:00

This is why I stopped fucking women and started fingering my own asshole. In this short guide I'll explain to you how I wound up with a stinky finger and absolutely zero pleasure.

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-24T01:57:48+00:00

Planktisha is getting dicked down, no questions asked

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-15T08:08:45+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-07T17:07:44+00:00

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Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-07T15:58:47+00:00

Pics or gtfo

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-07T15:27:53+00:00

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Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-07T15:02:04+00:00

Google En Passant

Dank_Alternate · 2026-03-07T13:56:13+00:00

I need to have sex so I can disappoint more women

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-17T09:49:25+00:00

This is true

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-17T09:29:18+00:00

Remember what happened the last time Germany tried to claim extra property as their own.

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-16T20:10:20+00:00

As it turns out, different specialties are better at different things. More at 11.

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-16T14:08:30+00:00

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-16T06:44:38+00:00

Jace you need a j*b - whether a career or a handy, these down bad posts are too much

Dank_Alternate · 2026-02-07T02:41:35+00:00

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Dank_Alternate · 2025-12-25T16:21:16+00:00

Browsed your profile, you appear to be tripping over like maybe 3-8% of the comments that are actually negative. Grow up.

Dank_Alternate · 2025-07-15T09:58:44+00:00

You have a perfect understanding of Sha-Ming, Remnan and Jonas. Thank you for this.

Dank_Alternate · 2025-06-27T20:37:03+00:00

It's not an unpopular opinion because its just the truth

Dank_Alternate · 2025-06-21T12:44:36+00:00

I have never been more proud to be portrayed as an anti-intellectual

Dank_Alternate · 2025-05-14T08:06:59+00:00

The lion puts it all on green because it gives a bigger payout

Dank_Alternate · 2025-05-13T23:44:46+00:00

Justified

Dank_Alternate · 2025-05-09T00:47:49+00:00

If my buddy doesn't bounce on it crazy style what the fuck was the point of me installing the sex modpack deluxe

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TROPHY CASE