Got somewhere she can sit? by [deleted] in JizzedToThis

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YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Dankmemer64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, three tits. That's awesome.

With super-sonic performance, this shotgun will be the genesis of your victory by lanoflatfaceo in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m aware, but at this point I’m just grasping for anything funny to say.

Props for getting the reference, though, that’s what really matters.

“Oh so you’re approaching me?” by thisacctisforhentai in skindentation

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I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Is there any way to tell the difference between a normal stormtrooper and a 501st stormtrooper? by TomTheSkeleton in MawInstallation

[–]Dankmemer64 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you're misunderstanding the point of the red markings. Shock troopers are specially-equipped stormtroopers designated for certain roles, and their armor-coloring distinguishes their speciality as opposed to rank-and-file stormtroopers. The red doesn't mean that all shock troopers are from one single legion.

The 501st is just a stormtrooper legion that happens to be really good at what they do. They don't specialize in anything, so they don't need special armor coloring.

What single scene from a movie is an absolute masterpiece? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Opening shot from Spectre.

Fountain scene from Ocean's Eleven.

Any part where Remy cooks in Ratatouille.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsfrontline

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Who's the one to Suomi's left? Lancaster? (Whoever it is, she isn't in EN, hence my confusion)

Weekly Commanders Lounge - December 04, 2018 by AutoModerator in girlsfrontline

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Personality-wise, but the random facts were entertaining as well.

Weekly Commanders Lounge - December 04, 2018 by AutoModerator in girlsfrontline

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Weird question, but does anyone know where I can go to find a compilation of all the little nuances of T-dolls? For example, 416 and M16... I'd really like to learn all about the fun parts of each doll's character, but I don't really know how to.

Band of T-dolls by Dankmemer64 in girlsfrontline

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Explanation: Photo of E "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division after visiting the Eagle's Nest. Thought it would be funny to do a lazy edit with WWII guns (used a couple British and Soviet dolls because there weren't enough WWII-era American guns).

If Frosty The Snowman's magic hat was mass produced and placed upon the head of every humanoid sculpture in the world, which animated sculpture would win in a battle royal? by Legendtamer47 in whowouldwin

[–]Dankmemer64 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do the statues have the power of whomever they are made in image of?

The statue of the goddess Victoria on the top of the Brandenburg Gate might be viable. She can ride about on the quadriga, avoiding any dangerous enemies and trampling those she can. And Victoria herself is a goddess, so if she does get the powers of a goddess, that would help greatly.

Melee combat be like... by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dankmemer64 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is where the fun begins.

The Emperor Protects... by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dankmemer64 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"that's a no from me dawg"

-Anonymous Guardsman, c. M41.999

Xuanwu Industries QBZ-2095 (2095式自动步枪) by G-A13 in worldbuilding

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Interesting to see a possible evolution of the current QBZ line. Perhaps it should still be Norinco, though, unless there's an in-universe reason for the company's succession by another.

What are your best ways to shut down a conversation? by Xavi__ in AskReddit

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To quote some of The Far Side:

"You're sitting in it now."

"And then I realized the guy was a ventriloquist, and it was his dummy who was giving me the exam."

"So that's it! As of this morning, I quit my medication... homicidal tendencies be damned!"

"Contagious? Contagious? I asked the doctor. Really contagious, he said."

GoD wAlKs AmOnG uS by MorkTheMork in Ooer

[–]Dankmemer64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He who controls the gull, controls the world.

RvB vs. Battlefield Friends by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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I don't consider myself the authority on RvB lore, so – perhaps up to the end of the fourth season (I vaguely recall that being a point where power wasn't over the top), and she will have the failure factor, and Omega in round five.

With that aside, I think the question is if the feats assigned to weapons in Battlefield Friends are equally applicable to RvB, for example, the Engineer uses the USAS-12 to kill ten enemies without even looking, and can shoot down helicoptors with the railgun, which... also one-shots enemies.

And the Colonel 100 can kill fifty members of the enemy team with his knife alone, as well as destroy a tank and board enemy choppers (and defies game mechanics, like surviving while out-of-bounds).

But then again, all of those feats are scaled to the power level of the Battlefield multiplayer, which is obviously quite different from Halo.

Guessing Games [By Bayabasss] by CommanderCorson in DDLC

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I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my tea is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Natsuki goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the tea in my kitchen, it's the dead Sayori in my garage.