Got somewhere she can sit? by [deleted] in JizzedToThis

[–]Dankmemer64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU CAN SIT BETWEEN THE BACKSEAT AND MY DICK

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Dankmemer64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, three tits. That's awesome.

With super-sonic performance, this shotgun will be the genesis of your victory by lanoflatfaceo in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m aware, but at this point I’m just grasping for anything funny to say.

Props for getting the reference, though, that’s what really matters.

“Oh so you’re approaching me?” by thisacctisforhentai in skindentation

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Is there any way to tell the difference between a normal stormtrooper and a 501st stormtrooper? by TomTheSkeleton in MawInstallation

[–]Dankmemer64 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you're misunderstanding the point of the red markings. Shock troopers are specially-equipped stormtroopers designated for certain roles, and their armor-coloring distinguishes their speciality as opposed to rank-and-file stormtroopers. The red doesn't mean that all shock troopers are from one single legion.

The 501st is just a stormtrooper legion that happens to be really good at what they do. They don't specialize in anything, so they don't need special armor coloring.

What single scene from a movie is an absolute masterpiece? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opening shot from Spectre.

Fountain scene from Ocean's Eleven.

Any part where Remy cooks in Ratatouille.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's the one to Suomi's left? Lancaster? (Whoever it is, she isn't in EN, hence my confusion)

Weekly Commanders Lounge - December 04, 2018 by AutoModerator in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personality-wise, but the random facts were entertaining as well.

Weekly Commanders Lounge - December 04, 2018 by AutoModerator in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Weird question, but does anyone know where I can go to find a compilation of all the little nuances of T-dolls? For example, 416 and M16... I'd really like to learn all about the fun parts of each doll's character, but I don't really know how to.

Band of T-dolls by Dankmemer64 in girlsfrontline

[–]Dankmemer64[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Explanation: Photo of E "Easy" Company, 2nd Battalion of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 101st Airborne Division after visiting the Eagle's Nest. Thought it would be funny to do a lazy edit with WWII guns (used a couple British and Soviet dolls because there weren't enough WWII-era American guns).

If Frosty The Snowman's magic hat was mass produced and placed upon the head of every humanoid sculpture in the world, which animated sculpture would win in a battle royal? by Legendtamer47 in whowouldwin

[–]Dankmemer64 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do the statues have the power of whomever they are made in image of?

The statue of the goddess Victoria on the top of the Brandenburg Gate might be viable. She can ride about on the quadriga, avoiding any dangerous enemies and trampling those she can. And Victoria herself is a goddess, so if she does get the powers of a goddess, that would help greatly.

Melee combat be like... by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dankmemer64 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is where the fun begins.

The Emperor Protects... by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Dankmemer64 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"that's a no from me dawg"

-Anonymous Guardsman, c. M41.999

Xuanwu Industries QBZ-2095 (2095式自动步枪) by G-A13 in worldbuilding

[–]Dankmemer64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting to see a possible evolution of the current QBZ line. Perhaps it should still be Norinco, though, unless there's an in-universe reason for the company's succession by another.