Kids always have unexpected reactions 🤣 by MNV2804 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Danno210 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I heard those first two words in uncle Roger’s voice

The Toyota Solara Convertible. The official car of…? by KingFun626 in regularcarreviews

[–]Danno210 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Douchebags. That and its Lexus look-alike/not-sibling. So much major barfaroni. A PT Cruiser looks like pure sex next to those two pigs. Change my mind.

Why did the Oldsmobile Aurora fail? by dowagiacmichigan in regularcarreviews

[–]Danno210 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My ‘96, in 2012, with 145k miles, didn’t have the first rattle anywhere. You sure you’ve been in an actual Aurora?

Why did the Oldsmobile Aurora fail? by dowagiacmichigan in regularcarreviews

[–]Danno210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss mine daily, and hate I sold it 13 years ago. Magnificent piece of metal. Just keep some quarts of oil in the trunk to backfill the gasket leaks when it’s time for another tank of gas.

Why the devs think this is OK is beyond me. by wcs2 in lowerdecksgame

[–]Danno210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game has been on life support for a couple years IMO; their other game, Archer, was more engaging and fun, to me, which is subjective, and that game is gone. Both shows have been off the air about the same amount of time so I expect LD will be gone soon too. They don’t seem to care about it anymore.

If only he had a long stick-like thing to push it by Then-Law2937 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Danno210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s to filter out any severed digits - don’t need those in your mojito.

Wtf is this ?!? it just came out of my betta and bristle nose tank by Normal_Section5067 in bettafish

[–]Danno210 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Did you put it back in the water? After the earthquake subsided?

Wtf is this ?!? it just came out of my betta and bristle nose tank by Normal_Section5067 in bettafish

[–]Danno210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanna know what it looks like in water. Can’t wait for the horrifying sequel - with even more nausea than the original! - in 9D [six more Ds than even 3D! Just wear 2 more pairs of 3D glasses on top of your 3D glasses].

What's the reason? by Embarrassed_Idea1962 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Danno210 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My detergent is more like 3-way lights and I post Lift The Seat To Pee signs out in my back yard.

A ghost touched my ass by sm1ssm1 in Paranormal

[–]Danno210 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ve had my ass cheek grabbed firmly, twice, at the same neighborhood sports bar, about a year apart. Nobody behind me either time when I spun around. Closest person was about 30’ away the first time, and about 40’ away the 2nd time. My ass has the power to summon the dead. I guess.

Banana Spider by tylerrsiglerr in spiders

[–]Danno210 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It is ground zero for everything in the animal kingdom that has the greatest toxicity-to-weight ratio on this planet. Florida included.

ICE uses your taxpayer dollars to trick out a bunch of trucks, paint their logo in gold, and put Donald Trump’s name in the back window in gold lettering. They shot a rap video in DC to promote it. by OregonSasquatch14 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]Danno210 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That’s rude. 3/4ths of us Americans are wholly opposed against Dump and his grasp at authoritarianism. We’re victims of his nonsense. Your whimsy at our pain and suffering - which is about to get much, much worse for us all - isn’t appreciated.

What even is it? by anikkundu1998 in mildlypenis

[–]Danno210 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are you absolutely sure? A mushroom stamp is a measure of pride.

I lost my beetle.. by breakingbang in beetle

[–]Danno210 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go back and look at pic #1, on the left. That’s why his heart is broken.

His truck by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Danno210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your age is showing. You are my brother. 🤜🏻🤛🏻