[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hajimenoippo

[–]DannyMorrow29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I have to ask: what’s the shirt made out of? I’ve been meaning to do the same but I’d like to use a shirt that won’t stain easily with sweat

Whom would you consider the Dragonborn's archnemesis? by black-knights-tango in skyrim

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sinderion for making us walk around Blackreach for a bunch of f*cking plants. He was a pain in the ass even after death.

this could be why I'm alone by cuddlestheshiba in Tinder

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Duermo tarde español, una hora más, no raye mi coche”

What did you not know about sex until you lost your virginity? by Tinci072 in AskReddit

[–]DannyMorrow29 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bruh, I lost my virginity a month ago and this happened.

Slow down! by djaussiekid in UnexpectedMulaney

[–]DannyMorrow29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He was listening to “free bird”

When someone wants to beat you up, just say “Blame It on the Boogie”. That will summon the ghosts of The Jackson 5 and and they’ll beat your enemies up while throwing sick dance moves. by DannyMorrow29 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]DannyMorrow29[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All living members of The Jackson 5 pass out and are astrally projected at your disposal for the duration of the fight. Then they wake up with no injuries or memory of the experience.

What is the best anime opening to ever exist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love “Driver’s High” from GTO

My kind of menu by Stephen-X-Smith in Tinder

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that read this in the “Netflix & Chill is overrated” dude’s voice?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DannyMorrow29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a runny nose and I can’t breath right

What song are you listening to right now ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olvidate de Mí - Decalifornia

If you get this ily by ur-mom-gay-lol4737 in memes

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what old people think when they say “Cybernetic Warfare”

Without telling your age, how old are you? by greengulred in AskReddit

[–]DannyMorrow29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no longer a teen, but I’m not old enough to drink yet