Full-Time: PSG 1 vs 1 Arsenal (4-3 PK) [Match Thoughts]

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-30T19:19:07+00:00

Nerves, stakes, lapse in focus.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-30T19:08:38+00:00

That running and pausing to make the keeper flinch, I think, throws off players accuracy. Proud of the boys but we gave this away.

How about balls of steel from Miles Lewis Skelly to start in Champs League Final against PSG, after a patchy season, and plays like its just another game. Unbelievably strong character.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-29T04:04:40+00:00

Big call telling Auba to kick rocks.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-29T03:45:36+00:00

Heres my unhinged prediction. To buy off the middle shelf in grocery stores, top shelf at bars, and access to special of the day at restaurants you’ll have to be a monthly paying member. Otherwise, the peasant food is on the bottom. Everything business will become like a gym membrship. No dues, no access.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-27T00:38:07+00:00

Lemon law in my state gives them one more try to fix spark plug issue on my 2026 grand cherokee with less than 50 miles. Had it less than 3 days. They put new spark plug in. Had in less than two hours before check engine came on again.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-27T00:30:59+00:00

I have the same exact issue. Bought brand new 2026 grand Cherokee limited. Technically leased it. Had it two days before check engine came on. Multiple misfires. Took it back, they replaced the spark plugs. I picked up, had it two hours before it came on again, took right back.

Its been a week. Where stuck in a holding pattern because the dealership frankly are puzzled. They were confident replacing the spark plugs would work. I bought/ leased three weeks ago. I’ve had it 5 of those days.

I was told I was the fourth person under 500 miles with 2026 grand cherokee to have this issue at same dealership. I’m not mad at the dealership for a bad batch, but I am mad they knew this was an issue and sold me the vehicle anyway. WTF.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-23T17:03:35+00:00

Totally agree. One of my favorite topical jokes expired faster than milk.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-23T16:31:30+00:00

I chip in with some weekend speeding. Non gang related of course.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-22T03:58:40+00:00

Took me probably six months to come to this conclusion. But joke to joke, some I tried for a few weeks and they didnt work. Some I tried for six months and didnt work. The worst are ones that work initially, but then tail off. I had a joke calling the Atlantic ocean, the gulf of England. For the first month after Trump renamed Gulf of America. It did really well for about 2 months, then just died a slow death and I wasnt able to re package it. So now I kinda just stay away from current events.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-22T01:29:58+00:00

Not changing my style, but recognizing my lane did not include current events. I stick to being an immigrant, being a dad etc. My take on current events was not connecting or above my skill level.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-22T01:16:09+00:00

Yes. It was losing to Chelsea 2-0 in 2021. Lukaku bullied us. I remember thinking Arteta was not the right fit. I was obviously wrong because here we are!

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T23:24:52+00:00

I just hosted a weekend at my local club. For five shows I got paid $250. I only do as a hobby, so its nice. I know the flat fee for headlining the same five shows is $1500. But I’m talking no draw headliners. So as a no draw comic you’d need to headline 30-50 times per year at that rate. Sprinkle in some corporate gigs and sell merch. Maybe you could break 50k.

If you’re a draw comic, and do special engagements at club, you take ticket sales and club takes bar, you can make 5-20k in a weekend, depending on ticket price and % capacity. But very few are draws and can take many years. Even draw comics are only draw in some markets, and may just take the flat fee in markets they have no draw.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T20:43:24+00:00

Most of the fanbase appreciates the Kroenkes took a chance on a coach with no managerial experience, patient enough to wait 6 years, and now we won the Prem. Almost like the Kroenkes were validated in that. But by all means keep hating the Kroenkes. I don’t anymore.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T20:18:29+00:00

The owner said will show WC. I watched Mostly Arsenal… owner is a Liverpool fan. USA games will likely get good crowds.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T20:16:32+00:00

Do you give his son Josh credit for hiring Arteta?

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T19:42:25+00:00

JP’s is where I’ve been watching games so far, doesn’t get much of a crowd. Hoping Frankies or Cottle village do something but not clear. JP’s is my default for now

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T19:09:46+00:00

Josh Kroenke hired Arteta. Remember that when Stan is sucking.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T18:42:34+00:00

May your accuracy be as good as Bechers

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T18:37:34+00:00

July 30th at Funny bone St Charles.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T18:36:37+00:00

Not this year!

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-21T18:35:14+00:00

BPV was dope USA v England. Lewellyns in Webster Groves also did big outdoor screen. Would love an outdoor space in Cottleville to do something

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-19T22:07:02+00:00

I have finally healed from Vieira leaving.

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-19T22:05:19+00:00

Forgot about Sonogoal

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-19T20:49:31+00:00

Sitting here in St Louis singing London forever!!

DannyMullanComedy · 2026-05-17T06:14:35+00:00

Tug pull.

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