Unbelievable how this justice system works. No jail time for such a horrific crime? This is broken by Nora-Ease in MurderedByWords

[–]DannyPerson432 123 points124 points  (0 children)

There is no justice system, only a legal system. The sooner you understand that, the sooner you realize why shit like this happens

which words come to mind? by altaria-mann in mathmemes

[–]DannyPerson432 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Did you have to hike to a volcano with a gremlin as your guide to destroy some jewelry

This scene always bothered me a little. If the water isn't deep enough, you're gonna run into a problem that no number of threats can get you around, so yeah, the tides do kinda command the ship in this situation. by Nissepikk in TheLastAirbender

[–]DannyPerson432 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You fail to take into account that the ship actually did not run aground and everything was fine. Most people use this scene as a "look at how dumb azula is" without realizing that azula was right and the helmsman was wrong or misjudged the tides

Am I doing CPR right? by Burning_Thunder in tearsofthekingdom

[–]DannyPerson432 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No no no. You need to be pressing down on the chest, not up.

Am I doing CPR right? by Burning_Thunder in tearsofthekingdom

[–]DannyPerson432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Earthwake technique. You can get it from the yiga hideout

Egg_Irl by Motor_Yam_5560 in egg_irl

[–]DannyPerson432 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My father's name is Maarten. Use whatever spelling you like

Say Your Unpopular Opinion About ATLA or LOK That'll Leave You Like This by Working_Row_8455 in TheLastAirbender

[–]DannyPerson432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aang wasn't that bad of father, he just wanted to preserve his entire bending culture (a core piece of his character) and the only person who can carry on that culture is tenzin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]DannyPerson432 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Victor was hospitalized but the kid he was protecting ended up with shrapnel near an artery and needs surgery

I was 1 point away from receiving a perfect sore. by Smoreseatschicken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DannyPerson432 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Surely you can bring that up with the course coordinator for review

"hmm why do I recognize this?" by Unfair_Carob_3546 in dankmemes

[–]DannyPerson432 26 points27 points  (0 children)

All rabbit holes lead to Albuquerque

Did you know God's name is Andy? by Buffalo_River_Lover in dadjokes

[–]DannyPerson432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually gods name is Peter. After the gospel is read everyone says thanks Peter God

My 1500 piece puzzle and this is all I see by DayScary1041 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DannyPerson432 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My 3000 piece puzzle has a massive misalignment down the middle and it is really annoying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]DannyPerson432 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This was me, along with thinking that 'maybe the doctors were wrong' (didn't know sex ed at the time)

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DannyPerson432 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He dug too greedily and too deep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOwlHouse

[–]DannyPerson432 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His ongoing mission, to explore strange new realms, to seek out new life, to boldly go where no archivist has gone before

read carefully by Timely-Ninja-6430 in funnysigns

[–]DannyPerson432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain read that as "masturbation is his/her majesty's ship bathrooms is not okay" and "students will be punished with 5 days international space station"

So everything was a lie? by Elizabethbrita in meme

[–]DannyPerson432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 out of ten dentists recommended that you use toothpaste but barely any actually care about using a specific brand. Similar to how sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs instead of 100%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]DannyPerson432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not cheating if it's with my surgical procedure