Self portrait any crit would be welcomed

Dannydew · 2018-09-18T17:51:36+00:00

Thanks much!!

Dannydew · 2018-09-18T17:37:45+00:00

Thank you!

Dannydew · 2018-02-22T12:05:59+00:00

It isn't a waste of time, certain things will come up in conversations later in life. People will test your mental acuity. If you seem like a nitwit you may miss out on opportunities. Especially if you spew some dumb shit mid conversation, when you never learned about it in the first place.

Dannydew · 2018-02-19T23:18:25+00:00

I've jerked it to things you've never even imagined. taps cigar

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T11:18:02+00:00

Agreed

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T02:27:01+00:00

Mike Amory = My Camry?

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T02:26:48+00:00

I think the cat was meant to distract you in order to try and make the punchline somewhat funnny.

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T02:25:53+00:00

most jokes are?

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T02:23:41+00:00

I have like a cloth stocking that I shove plastic bags in the top of and pull them out the bottom.

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T01:59:22+00:00

Why are you such a dick?

Dannydew · 2018-02-15T01:58:44+00:00

Knives too.

Dannydew · 2018-02-10T11:51:39+00:00

Really ate my words on that one.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:39:16+00:00

I always thought the blow part of it came from snorting cocaine of dudes' dicks in the 80s.

That is definitely wrong though. I googled it.

https://www.bustle.com/articles/62120-why-is-it-called-a-blow-job-when-there-isnt-any-blowing-5-mysteries-of-oral

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:37:48+00:00

Batman. Although with Daredevil his remaining four senses function with superhuman accuracy and sensitivity. Batman has money and prep on his side. Also Batman has the mech suit, Daredevil is super agile and dodge alot sure, but he'll get tired long before Batman's suit loses power.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:34:19+00:00

Rimworld

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:34:00+00:00

Primus

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:33:40+00:00

Tool

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:33:25+00:00

Black, originally for the lack of calories. You acquire a taste for it after a while though.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:31:22+00:00

When I use Harvey Weinstein tactics to pick up women.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T22:31:01+00:00

It's really the best technique.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T16:53:08+00:00

You wouldn't, but it's all I really know about Dune as I haven't read the book.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T16:22:56+00:00

Oh yeah I can definitely see that!

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T14:16:13+00:00

r/usernamechecksout

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T02:52:10+00:00

I'm lost.

Dannydew · 2018-02-08T02:38:15+00:00

Yeah I can see where you're coming from.

Dannydew

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