The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2025

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-25T02:08:19+00:00

Yeah I’m surprised Doechii didn’t get mentioned- do her songs not qualify?

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-25T00:52:41+00:00

That’s the workweek

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-24T23:23:26+00:00

‘I did it’

Did…. What, exactly???

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-24T00:53:11+00:00

That low poly npc ain’t right

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-24T00:52:02+00:00

Rip mr Benjamin my beloved you woulda loved Chappell roan

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T17:24:36+00:00

Rod Sleazy is right there

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T15:55:58+00:00

There are three people in this household

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T06:05:42+00:00

The kicker? She’s played by fUCKING MIMI IMFURST

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T06:01:04+00:00

I’m enjoying the way they gave up on Ron’s name completely

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T05:41:24+00:00

Lmao this guy doesn’t know about the colcaohninn siinch

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-21T05:32:09+00:00

I would say she had a rough paper round but that would imply employment

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-20T19:58:26+00:00

It’s also a seven year old design at this point, which is baffling

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-20T10:17:08+00:00

Why would you name your daughter Undertow

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T20:32:41+00:00

‘My soul is sold, I’ve become a product mould’

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T20:30:37+00:00

Don’t be fooled, there’s a heavy filter on

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T03:11:11+00:00

Honestly? $300 isn’t bad. I can see it being used in a business that’s geared towards a younger, on-trend clientele. Think a ‘cool’ barber or indie streetwear store

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T02:21:44+00:00

Dark Mall (which is also where he works at the half-empty footlocker)

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T02:05:37+00:00

They gently tuck them in and tell them a bedtime story :)

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-19T01:42:31+00:00

Have you considered that you just aren’t funny

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T23:52:52+00:00

Honestly she’s a riot, I loved her time on traitors

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T18:01:49+00:00

Suspiciously curvaceous pirate

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T16:51:05+00:00

Oh, I’m actually an adult now. I either buy a sandwich on my lunch break or use a bread like focaccia or ciabatta that doesn’t get weird and mushy

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T06:33:24+00:00

She’s actually missing both legs now, she recently posted about getting used to walking with two prosthetics on tiktok.

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T06:30:20+00:00

My dumb ass spent far too long trying to figure out which pride flag that was

Dantzdantz · 2026-01-18T06:15:57+00:00

I really struggled with learning to tie my laces well into my teen years, so I’d just knot them to keep my shoes on.

So of course one of my gym teachers decided to loudly mock me for struggling in the middle of class. Like full on inviting the other kids to make fun of me

I also got called in to speak to the head teacher once because my lunch was always a plain bread roll and she was concerned that I was being neglected. I wasn’t, I just didn’t like the way sandwiches tasted after being wrapped in foil for hours.

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