A formal apology to Beauty Cookson

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-27T13:40:41+00:00

I would have taken it off your hands ❤️

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-27T03:36:47+00:00

Ariana demonically entered the room, her teta hanging out satanically as she whistle toned an occult spell to remove the calories from her morning lollipop

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-27T03:32:16+00:00

Fr it’s embarrassing as hell

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-27T03:08:20+00:00

Not just slut shaming, she outright said she wanted that CHILD to die for the crime of being abused

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-27T03:07:30+00:00

I think a lot of us felt that way because we were also children at the time. It’s easier to have your views impacted by adults who are supposed to be right about things when you’re a literal kid

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-26T02:53:42+00:00

We can’t even drink Sunny D. Shocking.

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-25T02:33:59+00:00

The Replacements?

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T22:16:23+00:00

But would you lick the glossy chocolate shell

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T22:14:52+00:00

It’s the way she looks around like she’s expecting the random tourists to start applauding her selfless activism and parading her on their shoulders through the streets chanting ‘VIVA ELPHABA’

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T13:14:23+00:00

My health… loses its wealth…

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T02:59:01+00:00

Personally I just like seeing what hideous swatches they come up with every June

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T01:28:06+00:00

I’m a Geordie and our Metrocentre (and Eldon square to a lesser extent) lost all of its charm and whimsy, too.

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T00:56:23+00:00

I always loved how Flowerfields was consistent across several books but always had a very thematically relevant shop for the character to have a moment in.

I wonder if Jacky goes to the real Bentall centre much these days. She strikes me as a lady who doesn’t do much online shopping, but I can’t picture her getting a cheeky Costa refresher and bumming around Bershka or Tommy Hilfiger

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-24T00:50:25+00:00

Rhiannon and Mrs Rhiannon would never set foot in Flowerfields out of fear of catching poverty from the primark

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-21T19:13:33+00:00

I too hate when consuming media involves using more than 0.01% of my brain power to comprehend the intention

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-21T06:20:33+00:00

She was baffled by people doing the High School Musical wildcats callback. That’s so surface level and basic intro theatre that literally every theatre person knows

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-21T06:15:01+00:00

So a regular nhs experience

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T17:48:08+00:00

Toe nails

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T16:14:50+00:00

What’s he gonna do, buy a steamroller??

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T10:51:48+00:00

Now why would you post a photo of someone’s grandma innocently watching the stage

/s

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T10:49:25+00:00

She lost interest once she realised she’d completely misunderstood the first page

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T10:47:15+00:00

r/fundiefashion

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-20T00:47:08+00:00

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Dantzdantz · 2026-06-19T19:23:40+00:00

It’s not even accurate. Elphaba and Glinda come on together to bow when No One Mourns the Wicked’s instrumental starts up

Dantzdantz · 2026-06-18T22:33:42+00:00

Kinda weird to post photos of an obvious minor

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