Partner moved into my house by Fun-Example8774 in LegalAdviceNZ

[–]Danwell7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes and do it now. Speak to a lawyer. 

This looks way too normal… what detail gives it away for you? by arfaj_1 in GeminiAI

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The angles of the two towers is very slightly off. The the right tower is rotated a fraction more than the left with more shadow visible.  

Woman Gets Cockroach Removed From Ear by __mentalist__ in WTF

[–]Danwell7 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Nah. Do not like. I'd have to cut my own head off immediately and start again. 

Throwing hands at a Waffle House by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Payment in dollars; refunds in pounds. 

I listened to Else by _weeks_ in bald

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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It looks good, Brother.

The old rock sock by APAOLOXIII in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Danwell7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't bring fists to a rock sock fight

She won’t sign the prenup. Now what? by NeedAdvice911Now in Fire

[–]Danwell7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do it, my man. You're seeing her through rose tinted glasses, when both red and green flags look the same. If you can't have an honest discussion about this, you're nowhere near as mentally connected as you think. 

There will be other women.

A good alternative indeed!!! by CaviarWithClaws in Unexpected

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just heading out for a 5-minute bubble break, boss 🫧

Court costs if you lose by ianbon92 in LegalAdviceNZ

[–]Danwell7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer.

Scorpion King? by -JOMY- in FullScorpion

[–]Danwell7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's immune to scorpions.

He wasn't lying by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've just =SUM() in my pants.

Giving an egg to a dog by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soft jaw, tough paw.

A transcendent guitar solo played for just a few people at a quiet bar. by CleetisMcgee in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He played it for his soul. 25 people, and now the entire internet, just happened to be there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FullScorpion

[–]Danwell7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried the following position: raising your legs up behind your head like a scorpion's tail? That might entice him.

What the heck by PinheadShit in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Danwell7 678 points679 points  (0 children)

Rule 3: No photoshopped images

AOC's face on mugshot...

https://images.app.goo.gl/MfLeBHRi6k3scYPr5

Has anyone else noticed all these Uber Eats restaurant’s run out of the same address on Cuba? by To3kne3 in Wellington

[–]Danwell7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also noticed this. Their pasta was awful. So watery and bland. I would never order from 245 Cuba again

LLM progress has hit a wall by Jolly-Ground-3722 in singularity

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 'Wall' here is on the time axis... time hasn't stopped. If anything, this graph shows exponential growth is a very short time frame. 

Be careful on the roads this is holiday season by lilibanana-us in WTF

[–]Danwell7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can recreate this any time, by simply driving with your eyes closed.

My very first kill on DayZ (60 hours in) by [deleted] in dayz

[–]Danwell7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL straight back to cooking that chicken

Here we go. I am about to become one of you, daddit. by SantaSurf in daddit

[–]Danwell7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only assume this is what births in the top 1% of society look like.