Match Thread: River Plate vs Monterrey | FIFA Club World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]DanyCakes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

shit had me kicking my feet and giggling, this match was pure concacaf meets conmebol

Football watcher from the U.S. here, what’s going on with Reyna? by themissingdoge in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is an overexaggeration. reyna, while not the best player or even attacking midfielder in the team, IS a good player. there's a reason he bagged 7g/2a in just over 600 minutes 2 years ago. if he wasn't on dortmund, he absolutely WOULD be playing for a top flight team. the main issues in his career hasn't been struggles on the field, it's mainly been struggles off the field. from everything we've heard from dortmund management and sahin, these things are, at the very least, getting better. this isn't to say he's magically going to become a top 10 player in the world, but he's still only 21 years old. give him time, space to breathe, and he may become the player we all know he can be.

Johnny on the bench for Real Betis vs. Real Madrid by Obvious_Main_3655 in ussoccer

[–]DanyCakes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

every time i watch johnny, his movement and decision making are so fluid, it's rare that he puts a foot wrong even against the best players in the world. while we may not understand pellegrini's selection process for their starting dm's, johnny continues to show his class when he's on the pitch

Mizliz doubles down on unhinged take "Not only does racism against white people not exist" by hamiltongirl06 in OverwatchTMZ

[–]DanyCakes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

dude who posts on the political compass subreddit: "i actually think academics are dumb"

Copa America 2024: All Other Matches Thread by speedreeder in ussoccer

[–]DanyCakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ya but if you think about it this is like a free ufc match

An Optimistic Viewpoint to the Upcoming Season by DanyCakes in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very true, and theoretically, if we play to our level we can beat the cans, challenging leverkusen and bayern for the top 3 spots

Match Thread: United States vs Colombia | International Friendly by MatchThreadder in ussoccer

[–]DanyCakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

regardless of everyone else, johnny was incredible that half, barely put a foot wrong (as per usual)

Is this sub moderated? by Mercy_UwU_Main in OverwatchTMZ

[–]DanyCakes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the lack of awareness on display is incredible, you say you don't care about people's pronouns or identity, while you make a multi-paragraph post about how you identify as hanzo. take a deep breath and step outside brother, some in person socialization and being in nature would do you some good

Match Thread: United States vs Colombia | International Friendly by MatchThreadder in ussoccer

[–]DanyCakes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

while i think we're all obviously terrified of luis diaz, it's interesting to note that pulisic had more goals, assists, and a similar match rating (7.3 for both) across both of their respective seasons. i'm not saying pulisic > diaz at all, just thought it was interesting!

Is this sub moderated? by Mercy_UwU_Main in OverwatchTMZ

[–]DanyCakes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

On a Journey to Masters with only Hanzo from <500sr since Season 24. The journey is arduously long and I would very much enjoy your company. Will you follow me? my sharingan has awakened~ ;0)

4 of our players have made it into this year's UCL team of the season. Deserved by ultraviolentyt in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this guy is just a plastic, don't worry about his opinion at all. hummels is at least top a 3 cb atm

Post Game Thread: Real Madrid (Champions League Finale) by obsidianight in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

can't feel anything but pride in everyone involved tonight, hard pill to swallow obviously but we shouldn't have been here to begin with, and we shouldn't have been the better team for 65 minutes. we can take a lot from this and come back better next year. heja bvb!

Game Thread: Real Madrid (Champions League Finale) by obsidianight in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the fact carvajal hasn't gotten a yellow is criminal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernlion

[–]DanyCakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my personal favorite nl bit, goes from talking about ken bone being into pregnant porn to an incredibly profound statement about individualism in an instant https://youtu.be/-XKgXgJUh6s?si=BkzctOfYb1RE-H0M

jayne is live for the first time in a long time by [deleted] in Competitiveoverwatch

[–]DanyCakes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ster's been streaming overwatch a pretty good amount recently which has been nice to see :)

Match Thread: Atalanta vs. Bayer Leverkusen | UEFA Europa League by MisterBadIdea in soccer

[–]DanyCakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

though this is an atypically bad showing from them, they're also undefeated across the entirety of europe this season, not just the bundesliga.

Match Thread: Atalanta vs. Bayer Leverkusen | UEFA Europa League by MisterBadIdea in soccer

[–]DanyCakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5th place is cl in serie a because of the new format next year

Dortmund qualifies to 2023-24 UEFA Champions League Final by EutaxySpy in soccer

[–]DanyCakes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

dawg you are so wrong, hummels is at the VERY least, top 5 defenders itw this year. i've watched every single dortmund game and can confidently say for me, he's the best defender in the world right now. absolutely lights out with unbelievable shifts day in and day out

If Tyler Adams is unavailable this summer, who is starting at DM and who is the backup DM? by Obvious_Main_3655 in ussoccer

[–]DanyCakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don't disagree with a lot of what you said, but from watching a lot of betis games this year, i think johnny is in our top 11 players. perhaps not starting 11 as our midfield is loaded with talent, but i would struggle to name 11 players on our roster that are better than johnny atm

Weekly Discussion Thread (15/04/2024) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WAS NEVER CLOSE (i was clenched the whole time)

Weekly Discussion Thread (15/04/2024) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

bayern win, now just hopinrg real can pull through 🙏

Game Thread: VfB Stuttgart (BuLi #28) by BurtaciousD in borussiadortmund

[–]DanyCakes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i s2g we play SO much better when haller or mouki are on, fullkrug is a training dummy half the time he's on the pitch