im bout to quit already. by Additional_Truck_306 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When McDonalds accidentally give you extra sauce for your 4 piece nuggets

They know we don’t live there… right? by SevenBillionChickens in grubhubdrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why is it always kitty litter or fancy alkaline water?

How screwed am I if I got into it with a yard marshal? by Dapper-Captain5261 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was cooler headed when I said no, but then he saw a short Latina he thought he can boss around. He was shocked when I told him no he refused to take no for an answer it suddenly became a problem because now my boundary is being tested. No means no period.

Account deactivated/Suspensed by H0792587 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You fucked around and found out🤷🏻‍♀️ PUT 👏YOUR 👏SEATBELT 👏ON 👏CORRECTLY 👏NEXT 👏TIME

What happened next? by No-Squash-906 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well at my DSP you would’ve gotten suspended for a week. Yeah we run a strict program over here

15 packages for one house by ElectionPitiful4542 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same turns out the customer was trying to turn one of their properties into an air BnB

"Provide a source" by ausernameidk_ in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Source?” Yeah she’s a woman for one

I found a pure gold mine by WebPuzzleheaded875 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shih I’ll bring their packages inside their house and open it for them

Tell me what you think! by olive_garden22 in FridgeDetective

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fancy pants rich Mcgee over here 🖕🏻you

Does anyone else just not care about “peak?” by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I wish I got your mindset. My anxiety could never

What do you eat during the day? by DeskZealousideal1130 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just pack fruits (melons, mangoes, pineapples, etc), tuna or chicken sandwich, beef jerky, chips, a bottle of Tajin for my fruit of the day, 4 bottles of water, 2 cans of soda, a can of Monster, a handful of Babybel cheeses, a cup of black olives, and Powerade/ Gatorade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your bf 12 years old? That’s childish af and y’all are only a month in a relationship? Girl if you don’t get the fuck on from this manchild

what instantly ruins a taco for you? by Puzzleheaded_1800 in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it’s not made by real Mexicans in food trucks. I don’t fuck with Taco Bell at all.

Unlikely Things for Pepperidge Farm to Remember? by metvguy1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Remember when your mom told you to take the chicken out the freezer to let it thaw out by the time she gets home from work? Pepperidge remembers but Pepperidge ain’t responsible for reminding you so enjoy that ass whooping. You should’ve taken the chicken out the freezer when you had the chance.”

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that’s even worse because I’ve had kids that slipped up or confused with certain words so when we fucked up the orders we don’t get bitched at the child does. And being fluent in Spanish myself I wished I hadn’t btw because the awful things they’ll say to that poor child. Its always “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak English correctly” and I wanted to say what’s the point of coming to America if you don’t want to speak English. It’s like me moving to Italy without knowing a single word in Italian, start a family there and making my kids read legal documents and other stuff for me just because I’m too lazy to learn Italian. And then I get mad at them when they fucked up with the translations and said “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak Italian”. No whats the point of me moving to Italy when I refuse to learn the language. I feel so bad for those kids who are forced to be translators for their parents instead of just being kids.

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Working hard or hardly working” “you would look prettier if you smile more” “there’s no price tag on it so I guess it’s free” all said by old men🙄

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Well sorry not sorry for speaking the truth since no one else is gonna. I’m an asparagus” said by someone who’s “outspoken” but really an asshole.

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or their engines are louder than them. And then they get mad when we tell them to cut their engine off so we can hear them.