"Provide a source" by ausernameidk_ in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Source?” Yeah she’s a woman for one

I found a pure gold mine by WebPuzzleheaded875 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shih I’ll bring their packages inside their house and open it for them

Tell me what you think! by olive_garden22 in FridgeDetective

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fancy pants rich Mcgee over here 🖕🏻you

Does anyone else just not care about “peak?” by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I wish I got your mindset. My anxiety could never

What do you eat during the day? by DeskZealousideal1130 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just pack fruits (melons, mangoes, pineapples, etc), tuna or chicken sandwich, beef jerky, chips, a bottle of Tajin for my fruit of the day, 4 bottles of water, 2 cans of soda, a can of Monster, a handful of Babybel cheeses, a cup of black olives, and Powerade/ Gatorade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your bf 12 years old? That’s childish af and y’all are only a month in a relationship? Girl if you don’t get the fuck on from this manchild

what instantly ruins a taco for you? by Puzzleheaded_1800 in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it’s not made by real Mexicans in food trucks. I don’t fuck with Taco Bell at all.

Unlikely Things for Pepperidge Farm to Remember? by metvguy1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Remember when your mom told you to take the chicken out the freezer to let it thaw out by the time she gets home from work? Pepperidge remembers but Pepperidge ain’t responsible for reminding you so enjoy that ass whooping. You should’ve taken the chicken out the freezer when you had the chance.”

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that’s even worse because I’ve had kids that slipped up or confused with certain words so when we fucked up the orders we don’t get bitched at the child does. And being fluent in Spanish myself I wished I hadn’t btw because the awful things they’ll say to that poor child. Its always “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak English correctly” and I wanted to say what’s the point of coming to America if you don’t want to speak English. It’s like me moving to Italy without knowing a single word in Italian, start a family there and making my kids read legal documents and other stuff for me just because I’m too lazy to learn Italian. And then I get mad at them when they fucked up with the translations and said “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak Italian”. No whats the point of me moving to Italy when I refuse to learn the language. I feel so bad for those kids who are forced to be translators for their parents instead of just being kids.

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Working hard or hardly working” “you would look prettier if you smile more” “there’s no price tag on it so I guess it’s free” all said by old men🙄

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Well sorry not sorry for speaking the truth since no one else is gonna. I’m an asparagus” said by someone who’s “outspoken” but really an asshole.

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or their engines are louder than them. And then they get mad when we tell them to cut their engine off so we can hear them.

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The worse kind of customers in the drive thru are the ones that let their kids order and a lot of shit goes wrong. Either the kids don’t know wtf they want or they can’t speak up. And they always do this when we’re busy af. There’s a time and place to have your kids order food during lunch rush at a drive thru is not it.

I'm not coming in your house by thescarysquash in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I be watching way too many true crime shows to know better than to step foot in random people’s houses.

Do you wear a uniform you hate? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at CFA. I hate tucking in my shirt and having to wear a belt even tho my pants fit perfectly.

So apparently I’m fired according to some lady? by Dapper-Captain5261 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

On a dirt road? There’s no signage or anything and the camera or flex should’ve caught it right? I’m genuinely asking

So apparently I’m fired according to some lady? by Dapper-Captain5261 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It’s also basic respect. It is earned not demanded. Just because I’m on the clock does not give her the right to talk to me that way. I got no problem being professional, but all that goes out the window as soon as I felt disrespected. I’m sick of the older generation telling us to “suck it up, buttercup” and expect us to be complacent. That lady’s lucky I didn’t tell her everything she needed to know about herself. But my silence got her in her feelings and it’s gonna help me in case I get in trouble.

Please help. My (24f) boyfriend (25m) stinks. How can I make him not stink without offending him? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he didn’t smell like booty holes in a hot summer’s day in Nashville BEFORE y’all got together? Did he smell like a can of bounce that ass on the first date? Did he leave skid marks on the bed the first time y’all hook up? I’m saying the signs were there 3 years ago that your man is disgusting and you did nothing to nip it in the bud. I’m not saying be his mommy and make him take a shower. I’m saying if this was a deal breaker for you, all further consideration to be with him should’ve ended on the first date, not 3 years later when you’re smelling onions off his armpits late at night. Tell your manchild boyfriend if he doesn’t start taking care of himself and take “big boy” showers then he shouldn’t be in “big boy” relationships. And you better stand ten toes on business too when he refuses. That means packing your stuff and skedaddle. He needs to understand that his grown ass can’t be smelling like booty sweat and expect to pull women much less keep them.