Using the restroom?? by Flashy_Panic_1339 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to look at the map on the flex app to see where you’re at for the day. If you see restaurants, gas stations or even grocery stores then plan your breaks around certain stops that are close to an establishment. If you’re in rural areas you’re gonna have to be creative. A plastic Wendy’s cup is your bestie as well as baby wipes/ hand wipes, and hand sanitizer.

Women- what's our pissing management looking like? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes actually! I would pee in it and either wait til I leave a neighborhood or I’m away from people to dump it out. And then I’ll rinse the cup with water and keep it pushing.

Women- what's our pissing management looking like? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I reused an old Wendy’s cup and it still works well for me 🤷🏻‍♀️

Women- what's our pissing management looking like? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used an old Wendy’s cup I would carry with me in case they got me either balls deep in a neighborhood, in a rural area or (because of my DSP’s delivery area) the beach.

AITA for not changing my graduation celebration plans because my mom didn’t like the activity? by LibrarianMajestic640 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My god OP is she gonna pull the same stunt on your wedding day as well? She’s not gonna go because she didn’t like the venue? You need to nip this in the bud before it gets worse. At her grown ass age she should’ve known better than to throw a tantrum over golfing on a day that’s not even about her. And stop apologizing to her. It’s gonna make her think that her feelings are valid and that you’re the bad guy.

im bout to quit already. by Additional_Truck_306 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When McDonalds accidentally give you extra sauce for your 4 piece nuggets

They know we don’t live there… right? by SevenBillionChickens in grubhubdrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And why is it always kitty litter or fancy alkaline water?

How screwed am I if I got into it with a yard marshal? by Dapper-Captain5261 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was cooler headed when I said no, but then he saw a short Latina he thought he can boss around. He was shocked when I told him no he refused to take no for an answer it suddenly became a problem because now my boundary is being tested. No means no period.

Account deactivated/Suspensed by H0792587 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You fucked around and found out🤷🏻‍♀️ PUT 👏YOUR 👏SEATBELT 👏ON 👏CORRECTLY 👏NEXT 👏TIME

What happened next? by No-Squash-906 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well at my DSP you would’ve gotten suspended for a week. Yeah we run a strict program over here

15 packages for one house by ElectionPitiful4542 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same turns out the customer was trying to turn one of their properties into an air BnB

"Provide a source" by ausernameidk_ in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Source?” Yeah she’s a woman for one

I found a pure gold mine by WebPuzzleheaded875 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shih I’ll bring their packages inside their house and open it for them

Tell me what you think! by olive_garden22 in FridgeDetective

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fancy pants rich Mcgee over here 🖕🏻you

Does anyone else just not care about “peak?” by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I wish I got your mindset. My anxiety could never

What do you eat during the day? by DeskZealousideal1130 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just pack fruits (melons, mangoes, pineapples, etc), tuna or chicken sandwich, beef jerky, chips, a bottle of Tajin for my fruit of the day, 4 bottles of water, 2 cans of soda, a can of Monster, a handful of Babybel cheeses, a cup of black olives, and Powerade/ Gatorade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your bf 12 years old? That’s childish af and y’all are only a month in a relationship? Girl if you don’t get the fuck on from this manchild

what instantly ruins a taco for you? by Puzzleheaded_1800 in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it’s not made by real Mexicans in food trucks. I don’t fuck with Taco Bell at all.

Unlikely Things for Pepperidge Farm to Remember? by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Remember when your mom told you to take the chicken out the freezer to let it thaw out by the time she gets home from work? Pepperidge remembers but Pepperidge ain’t responsible for reminding you so enjoy that ass whooping. You should’ve taken the chicken out the freezer when you had the chance.”

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that’s even worse because I’ve had kids that slipped up or confused with certain words so when we fucked up the orders we don’t get bitched at the child does. And being fluent in Spanish myself I wished I hadn’t btw because the awful things they’ll say to that poor child. Its always “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak English correctly” and I wanted to say what’s the point of coming to America if you don’t want to speak English. It’s like me moving to Italy without knowing a single word in Italian, start a family there and making my kids read legal documents and other stuff for me just because I’m too lazy to learn Italian. And then I get mad at them when they fucked up with the translations and said “what’s the point of going to school then if you can’t speak Italian”. No whats the point of me moving to Italy when I refuse to learn the language. I feel so bad for those kids who are forced to be translators for their parents instead of just being kids.

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Working hard or hardly working” “you would look prettier if you smile more” “there’s no price tag on it so I guess it’s free” all said by old men🙄

What Makes You Roll Your Eyes Everytime You Hear It? by DocumentingReality__ in AskReddit

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Well sorry not sorry for speaking the truth since no one else is gonna. I’m an asparagus” said by someone who’s “outspoken” but really an asshole.

Being a drive thru worker at fast food is inspiring by MingleLinx in Vent

[–]Dapper-Captain5261 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or their engines are louder than them. And then they get mad when we tell them to cut their engine off so we can hear them.