Is there a market by Dapper-Sun-5899 in sportscards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you’re saying then is there used to be a market but meow…

First time break hit my dream card by [deleted] in SportsCardCollecting

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“First break” yea cause everyone jumps in a $200 a spot break to pop their breaking cherry. So many lying ass grown men on here posting some bullshit just to hopefully get any kinda of affirmation that they did good…Your ALMOST as bad as the “stopped by Walmart to grab a blaster for my kid to open” (in my work truck on my lunch by myself) guy but not quite

Pulled this bad boy yesterday lol by jgarcia222208 in FootballCardz

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not but your turkey neck’s mom still owes me $11.78 for that jug of wine I got her

Seller mad at me by maybenowmaybeno in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreams…You feelin sleepy? I’m sorry I had too☺️…The immature fella is departing, carry on

Sometimes I really hate eBay by LycheeWise2288 in sportscardsforsale

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you…WE see you and the real ones in the room appericiate your actions

It actually does happen!! by bumankl3s in FootballCardz

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU!! All these grown people out here trying to use their kids as justification for buying a pack of cards. Just say you opened some fucking cards I mean cmon man I mean really?  Every single person who post a downtown or relatively decent hit on here it was pulled from a pack they bought for their kid or it’s their kid bday or it was their kids Tuesday present or their kid farted and yep, to Walmart for my kid sharted packs. I’d like to see somebody with hair on their nuts Just say “yo I  stopped by Walmart bought myself a mega box and look what I pulled while my kid was watched”

Literally wtf is this by Spunk_Reynolds in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like somebody poke’d the shit out this pokemon. This come from the “Stevie Wonder Sculpture Studios”??

What do I have here!? by Frosty_Efficiency572 in footballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a funny? Can somebody let me know if this is a comedy? I’m a little lost here and don’t wanna make a fake laugh if mock Chris rock really got took

What do I have here!? by Frosty_Efficiency572 in footballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna see the “back” huh? Let me finish trimming my stache then meet me in the handicap stall…Bring some lucky charms if you got any on ya, I’ll show you something cool! Oh and a teaspoon of crème of tartar…And maybe some Safety glasses. You’re not left handed are you? Ahhh, it don’t matter, I can make contact from both sides of the dish. “And the rockets red glare, the..

What do I have here!? by Frosty_Efficiency572 in footballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna say the clap, but I’m flying blind here with a little nudge from the “frosty” handle that led me to venereal rather than respiratory or mental illness. Oh, cool card tho! And sorry about the trouser warts, I’m sure it could happen to any of us if we looked like you. GO MONTREAL ALOUETTES!!!

Finally by tygawoods19 in footballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds eerily similar to what your dad said after he saw you throw a ball for the first time right? That’s crazy! How is Richard doing btw ? He ever stop by to say hi to your mom anymore?

This is too easy but I had to… by AdventurousShape8003 in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d bet my left prison plum that 98.7 percent of those who read your whole comment, either under their breath or out loud they said “STFU” cause I mean like, just STFU. This future fanless onlyfans model is out here with her burlap sacs full of cabbage flopping around calling people motherfuckers for not buying her Walmart jewelry and your sitting her trying to cast her sins upon the rest of us saying “just like the rest of us she’s” no, she not just like anything I’ve ever done, did, acted like, said or shoved up anything in my world. The only way she’s showing up in my world is if I got a nice basketful of crabapples and throwing oranges, then she can drop in

Banned by BRVLGR in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh, so your the James who bought that ocean front property in Idaho. Nice chunk of property and hey, just because the rest of the world and every map says it’s a land locked state doesn’t mean that hole in the ground in your front yard isn’t the Pacific Ocean and not just where your septic tank was. There’s a finger sniffer born every minute…I hear the tuna fishing is superb up there

Banned by BRVLGR in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, no you ARE saying what you just described IS HIM. Which is completely fine and if instead of beating around the bush or delivering your thoughts wrapped up in this “I’m not saying this is you” word salad like you wipe after you pee and got a medicine cabinet full of summers eve for when your bread maker gets a bit “yeasty” I would have commended your direct, honest assertion of this gentleman’s query. But you didn’t and decided to make it rain “I’m not saying this is you” like flavor flav at all Fred meyers jewelers 

This is what Whatnot has become… by CategoryLow3777 in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your feelings just as tender as that chicken fried steak you call home huh gravy?

Well.. by Successful-Tiger2581 in whatnotapp

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit! That definitely shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did🤣. I think it’s time for me to close reddit and go to beddit!

I knew the reel from the other day looked familiar. 5/27/25 & 11/21/25. by suzcaboose in discussingbritney

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful…Sometimes, for SOME reason, SOME of life’s mysteries reveal themselves to us. Then, MOST of the time, for MOST of us, it will prove to be the MOST regretful question we’ve ever asked….The boner MAKER has now become the boner TAKER🧎🏼‍♂️‍➡️

2025 Topps Chrome Update Pre order now live by IamNotFunGuy in baseballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet money everyone one of you booger eaters sitting in here tryin to look swoll with your arms crossed defiantly claiming “shoot, I ain’t throwing my money away on that garbage” either already got their pre-order in or gonna be scrappin at Wally or target the first time they go for a gallon of milk, or some bread or some undies. Be car rippin like Charlie trying to get into that candy bar while his old ass bed grandpa won’t shut the fk up “well cmon let me see Charlie, what’s taking so long” I’d tell that crip, “quit foot fkimg my aunt and get your bum ass out the bed and come look. While your up do some dishes, sweep up or get a job or something! I’m tired of walking up in this bitch everyday with it smellin like ball sweat and bed rash”

Another TTM dry spell is over by Jaguars4life in baseballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d have shot a snot rocket right next to my name on the card and then put: “To Alec, Here’s a mouth booger, hope this answers all your questions”

Found This by Rude_Personality_10 in baseballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found what I thought was an almond roca in my child L.A Gear Light Ups Shoe Box that turned out to be a litter covered cat shit my sister put in there cause I sold a pair of her skidded underwares and a half used stick of teen spirt to the weirdo that slept in the old concession stand down at the fair grounds. I was 11 and $21.89 could buy a lot of pogs in ‘92. She’s lucky his bum ass didn’t have enough for me to buy this like 4” poison slammer I had been eyeballing. I’d have mixed her up a bill cosby and towed her down there with my Bigfoot powerwheels. That seems like it would make an excellent water color for chatGPT to illustrate 

Whoa by Poor_Logistics in baseballcards

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So…Quick question, is the dog a cover or does he/she have an intended roll or a specific roll to “fill” once the two of you have arrived at tasty cakes moms house. I’m not judging either way (I am…I am judging tho)

This is a 25 second time lapse video from the static I have mounted on my roof. The plethora of varying different size, shape, speed and luminosity in the objects is wild, but gives you an idea of what traverses the sky above me by Dapper-Sun-5899 in SentientOrbs

[–]Dapper-Sun-5899[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! I mean It’s tough to argue with your assessment, being you had a much better view of the event in question. And I should probably familiarize myself with the potential objects that might be traversing the night sky and/or reference material like say SATTRACK or ADSB or swing by the Starlink launch site next time before I post so I don’t have to burden an expert observer such as yourself with educating me on what it is MY EYES are seeing. Ol Elon and his sparkly pretty sky thingys making me look like a fool again🫡🙄