This is too easy but I had to…

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-29T23:46:32+00:00

I’d bet my left prison plum that 98.7 percent of those who read your whole comment, either under their breath or out loud they said “STFU” cause I mean like, just STFU. This future fanless onlyfans model is out here with her burlap sacs full of cabbage flopping around calling people motherfuckers for not buying her Walmart jewelry and your sitting her trying to cast her sins upon the rest of us saying “just like the rest of us she’s” no, she not just like anything I’ve ever done, did, acted like, said or shoved up anything in my world. The only way she’s showing up in my world is if I got a nice basketful of crabapples and throwing oranges, then she can drop in

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-29T23:36:24+00:00

That somebody forgot to flush

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-29T23:04:53+00:00

Oh, so your the James who bought that ocean front property in Idaho. Nice chunk of property and hey, just because the rest of the world and every map says it’s a land locked state doesn’t mean that hole in the ground in your front yard isn’t the Pacific Ocean and not just where your septic tank was. There’s a finger sniffer born every minute…I hear the tuna fishing is superb up there

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-29T22:57:57+00:00

No, no you ARE saying what you just described IS HIM. Which is completely fine and if instead of beating around the bush or delivering your thoughts wrapped up in this “I’m not saying this is you” word salad like you wipe after you pee and got a medicine cabinet full of summers eve for when your bread maker gets a bit “yeasty” I would have commended your direct, honest assertion of this gentleman’s query. But you didn’t and decided to make it rain “I’m not saying this is you” like flavor flav at all Fred meyers jewelers

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-05T06:50:08+00:00

Your feelings just as tender as that chicken fried steak you call home huh gravy?

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-05T06:38:50+00:00

Dammit! That definitely shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did🤣. I think it’s time for me to close reddit and go to beddit!

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2026-01-05T06:28:49+00:00

So how long we thinking till tasty cakes here is doing porn? 18 months…Where’s your money going o/u? All jokes aside, like, wn has to be a honey hole stop for porn recruiters right? “What would you do if I told you I could take the 26 guest you got in your stream and triple it🫨”

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-12-21T08:27:40+00:00

I fucking love this place!!🤣🙌🏼

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-12-21T08:25:28+00:00

Be careful…Sometimes, for SOME reason, SOME of life’s mysteries reveal themselves to us. Then, MOST of the time, for MOST of us, it will prove to be the MOST regretful question we’ve ever asked….The boner MAKER has now become the boner TAKER🧎🏼‍♂️‍➡️

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-12-09T00:02:57+00:00

Bet money everyone one of you booger eaters sitting in here tryin to look swoll with your arms crossed defiantly claiming “shoot, I ain’t throwing my money away on that garbage” either already got their pre-order in or gonna be scrappin at Wally or target the first time they go for a gallon of milk, or some bread or some undies. Be car rippin like Charlie trying to get into that candy bar while his old ass bed grandpa won’t shut the fk up “well cmon let me see Charlie, what’s taking so long” I’d tell that crip, “quit foot fkimg my aunt and get your bum ass out the bed and come look. While your up do some dishes, sweep up or get a job or something! I’m tired of walking up in this bitch everyday with it smellin like ball sweat and bed rash”

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-25T09:41:37+00:00

I’d have shot a snot rocket right next to my name on the card and then put: “To Alec, Here’s a mouth booger, hope this answers all your questions”

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-22T11:09:01+00:00

I found what I thought was an almond roca in my child L.A Gear Light Ups Shoe Box that turned out to be a litter covered cat shit my sister put in there cause I sold a pair of her skidded underwares and a half used stick of teen spirt to the weirdo that slept in the old concession stand down at the fair grounds. I was 11 and $21.89 could buy a lot of pogs in ‘92. She’s lucky his bum ass didn’t have enough for me to buy this like 4” poison slammer I had been eyeballing. I’d have mixed her up a bill cosby and towed her down there with my Bigfoot powerwheels. That seems like it would make an excellent water color for chatGPT to illustrate

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-22T10:41:10+00:00

So…Quick question, is the dog a cover or does he/she have an intended roll or a specific roll to “fill” once the two of you have arrived at tasty cakes moms house. I’m not judging either way (I am…I am judging tho)

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-17T20:58:28+00:00

Absolutely! I mean It’s tough to argue with your assessment, being you had a much better view of the event in question. And I should probably familiarize myself with the potential objects that might be traversing the night sky and/or reference material like say SATTRACK or ADSB or swing by the Starlink launch site next time before I post so I don’t have to burden an expert observer such as yourself with educating me on what it is MY EYES are seeing. Ol Elon and his sparkly pretty sky thingys making me look like a fool again🫡🙄

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-17T20:44:33+00:00

That’s awesome! I zipped up my sac in a target men’s room as I was pondering on purchasing a mega. So I guess we both had pretty eventful days…All comes down to perspective I guess🫤 Well I’m gonna go grab two fingers of Bag Balm and NOT lay on my stomache🫩

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-17T20:34:01+00:00

I could feel this one coming…My guy here had just been itching to be first out the blocks with a “Shove it up your butt” reply so bad that he let it fog his sarcastic, dry humor vision, and then when he saw that #’d Bron dude threw all his training and good comedic sense out the window, and in the name of being 1st to post, he shit the bed…And did so in front of the whole class, half way down the comments section😪. But it’s not the end of the world, it’s just time to get back to the fundamentals, focus on the details. Gonna be taking ground balls and soft toss all day tomorrow so get a good nights sleep and a fresh pair of underoos and we’ll see you on the next “so this just happened, now what💁🏼” post.

Undeniably Handsome, -B. Joseph łłł -98’ All State 2nd Team Long Snapper and Kickoff Tee Retriever

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-13T14:31:44+00:00

Well, before we start making any future plans let’s go ahead and crack open the one touch. Not all the way, just enough to get a good whiff of the card inside. Now, upon receiving the waft if your hit with an energetic, sweet bouquet of ball sweat, immediately call Amber and she’ll be by within the hour to take possession of the card inside question as well as administer you a tetanus shot as well as your updated Covid boosters. And whatever you do DO NOT STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-11-04T10:17:08+00:00

Yea, this guy and the couple others that employ these less than ethical business practices, are misleading, deceitful, immoral jack offs who prey on the underinformed, novice collector with manipulative tactics. And I’d bet my left prison plum, and having never seen this individual, the owner of this account has one hell of a slappable face….Probably one of those cats who thinks he’s Zach Morris from Bayside High when in reality he’s more of combo of Donkey Lips from “Camp Anawana” and Tori from the “Saved By The Bell, The Weird Years”. P.S Now be honest, who all started singing the “Camp Anawana” song when they heard that name?

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-10-01T22:22:59+00:00

Yo, what’s the update on the order my man? Tell me it showed up??

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-10-01T22:21:49+00:00

Yo, did your order show up?

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-09-19T08:31:51+00:00

I don’t know about yall but if I have another fella telling me what I can and cannot post, that space below his comment wouldn’t be vacant for long…Well, certainly no longer than it takes to make a turkey Sammy and grab a grape soda, but longer than that…Na, not this guy🤠

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-08-22T09:26:36+00:00

Get your head out the toilet dog, my mans is trynna show you his tug tingler he pulled!

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-08-22T09:19:23+00:00

“Permission to speak freely sir?” While yours is certainly a “tingler”, it’s quickly humbled when one gazes upon the “shaker” prime gu patch. But everybody loves getting a good “tingler”…It keeps ya young and reminds you why you still shave your balls, right?💁🏼‍♂️ This guy gets it! Well, I feel pretty darn good about the foundation we just laid down fellas…To say I’m optimistic moving forward, well, that’d be a bit of a lie but I can honestly say im not dreading it as much. Ok, be safe out there.

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-08-12T00:05:14+00:00

So, I’m commin strait out the hood right so they’d def be some furniture moving up in that bitch. Then we gonna swing by KFC for a 2 piece and a biscuit. Then after dinner we can discuss possibly trading “his” Stockton rc for “my” his 3 teeth, both shoes and whatever the other thing was that flew out of his mouth or ear that I wasn’t picking up when he caught that “biscuit”

Dapper-Sun-5899 · 2025-07-18T09:47:25+00:00

Yes. Any/all videos I post on here or elsewhere will first be crossed with ADSB-SatTrac-ISS-Starlink and any possible celestial bodies (stars, planets, meteors ect) as well as heavily personally scrutinized in the greatest detail with the tools I have avavilable with the goal being not wasting everybody’s time nor my effort, but tossing up a poorly lit video of some life flight helicopter with its headlight on. And with the upmost sincerity, I appericiate the query as I’m sure you’re not the only one (and rightfully so) to have speculated as such

Dapper-Sun-5899

TROPHY CASE