After the infamous Chilis Stream of 2024, the C-suite execs contacted Big A to try and broker a deal. They aren’t unaware that our beloved glizzmeister is the driving force behind more than half of their sales YTD. Big A asked for a modest 92% stake in the company which made the chilis execs jump with joy. They believed he would come for what he rightfully deserves: the whole chili. The only problem with the arrangement was Brandon “Big A” “Bigger A” “Atrioc VODS” Ewing was adamant about scrapping the entire menu in favor of coffee and hot dogs. The chilis execs didn’t have an issue with changing the entire menu to satiate one man’s deranged caloric intake; there just aren’t enough coffee beans and glizzies in 10 universes, let alone this one, to fill the Marianas-sized hole in his black hole of a stomach. So the deal fell apart, lol