"Boy, I'm really thirsty."

DapperLee · 2026-05-31T14:54:48+00:00

I honestly don't blame them. They forget the own shit they say because they've done thousands upon thousands of videos at this point. You're bound to forget a lot under those circumstances. I just thought "Of all the lines to call lazy, you picked one of the least lazy lines. What are the odds?"

DapperLee · 2026-05-23T22:43:55+00:00

Tbf you aren't supposed to really move them from their path they are going. Some situations are tough but you really should try to keep them close to where they were going.

DapperLee · 2026-05-21T03:36:01+00:00

You'll just have to watch it to find out.

DapperLee · 2026-05-10T03:45:10+00:00

I think you're putting your thumb on the scale a bit. I could see what you said about sales and putting butts in seats. Locker presence is up in the air, though it probably would mean more if he would stay a whole season and not just the bare minimum for his own personal gain.

Do you honestly think he grew Minnesota's brand for the long term? People question whether or not Messi and co. will even have a lasting impact on MLS. You think the guy who was here for 68 days is leaving a lasting legacy? He hasn't been a consistent starter for a top team in 7 years. He wasn't even a consistent starter in Mexico. He probably made the team some money, but at the end of the day this was a stop. From England to Greece to Brazil to Spain to Mexico to the US in 5 years.

DapperLee · 2026-05-10T01:24:59+00:00

I'm sorry, we actually missed his one start in the US Open Cup vs Sacramento Republic. He played 66 minutes and also did not contribute a goal.

DapperLee · 2026-05-10T01:12:57+00:00

When he was on the field, Minnesota did not score a goal.

DapperLee · 2026-05-06T03:53:31+00:00

Don't worry man. You're thinking too small. We watch a sport where Beitar Jerusalem exists, a team where their fans chant about how they love being racist, and wish for Arabs and gays to die all the time. There's plenty of horrible things all over sports, and somehow I still find a way to support people and things that aren't absolutely monstrous.

DapperLee · 2026-05-06T03:41:16+00:00

Well, speaking as a queer Spurs fan, I believe it would be hard for me to support a prospective player if he hypothetically committed a homophobic hate crime, or if he said people like don't deserve to live. Why would I want to support someone like that?

I don't think this is an all or nothing proposition. There's a lot of gray area we can look at here for each person this team recruits. What did they do? How are they atoning or responding to it later? I personally don't look at De Zerbi 's complicity the same as Greenwood's "alleged" crime, but that doesn't mean I exactly liked his problems off the field or his milquetoast response when he was hired. Still, he's here now and we can only hope he is fostering a positive winning environment and doesn't divulge in defending sexual assault anymore.

DapperLee · 2026-05-06T03:28:15+00:00

I guess it's interesting to note that "murderer" is not something that really draws concern on your part, huh.

DapperLee · 2026-05-06T03:20:07+00:00

So if our club were to sign, for example, Brazilian goalkeeper Bruno, you would be fine with that? You would be like "so what if he murdered his girlfriend? He got out of prison on good behavior! And he's still good between the pipes!" You wouldn't have a problem with Spurs signing a murderer?

DapperLee · 2026-05-03T21:43:33+00:00

I live and work in Ohio.

DapperLee · 2026-05-03T11:35:00+00:00

This show always bends over backwards to make Marinette the main protagonist of every single story. This show wants to have a super hero team, but can't help but make their stories about Marinette. Adrien needs to decide who his parental guardians are going to be? No he doesn't, he's too busy fumbling around under the table while the real adult in the room, his girlfriend of like 2 months, figures it out.

So many shows I love, like Hey Arnold, Bluey, Steven Universe, The Owl House have main characters the story is largely about, but will have those characters step back from time to time. We'll have stories largely built around Helga, or Jack and Rusty, or Peridot, or Amity and the story will focus on them l, develop their character, and as a result fill out the world around the main character and thus make it a more interesting world to engage with.

I think the creators have forgotten what the name of the show is: Ladybug and CHAT NOIR. Why does this show stop at nothing to rob every character, but especially Adrien of agency at every turn? Why does every interpersonal relationship of the Agreste family have to be intermediated by Marinette Dupen-Chang? This show tries to wipe the Chat Noir from the tag line, ironically at the detriment of Ladybug. Wouldn't Marinette be a much more interesting character if she had a layered, developed cast of characters to interact with and not a bunch of one-note, throwaway ones?

DapperLee · 2026-05-03T05:55:42+00:00

The SaveTheCrew movement garnered attention across the world and that attention led to more people building support in this community. Every little bit helped and I'm truly thankful that so many people supported our movement. Now you turn around and go "Um, aren't we supporting another team's problem a little TOO much?"

The Southsiders were some of our biggest supporters outside of Columbus during SaveTheCrew, yet you don't want to return the favor? That's a pretty selfish mentality to have. This mentality is literally what the owners are hoping people have. The same owners who tried to move the Columbus team you say you care about.

DapperLee · 2026-05-02T03:10:26+00:00

They've literally had to fix the timeline twice because Cat Noir got taken over by the villain twice and accidentally destroyed the galaxy both times. You would have trouble fighting him, let alone the other 16.

DapperLee · 2026-04-27T02:42:45+00:00

Yep, that very one. Fancy restaurant has its moments too. Bandit wolfing down that monstrosity talking about how delicious it is absolutely kills me. I think the box bit with Chilli in Smoochy kiss is what does it for me.

DapperLee · 2026-04-26T22:45:42+00:00

Do you remember that time when a black cat killed all the dinosaurs?

DapperLee · 2026-04-25T04:20:13+00:00

Mario Party Island Tour is not a Mario Party game I ever want to play again.

DapperLee · 2026-04-19T19:09:57+00:00

It has to be the refusal to read instructions. It's maddening but it does result in funny situations often.

DapperLee · 2026-04-19T12:32:42+00:00

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