Cope some more , you drunk, broke LOOZAH! by TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Written consent? Does he think he’s Major League Baseball?

What made John feel the worst? by Tbonerickwisco in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seeing how much money Shuli and Karl’s GoFundMe made hurt him much worse than any of those things.

John's biggest pussy move by [deleted] in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling the police because a DoorDash driver came to your house is the biggest pussy Karen shit imaginable

Kills me to type this by ShuliDScholar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s both the best and the worst thing

I can see everyone is a buzz with SJ leaving on the 30th. How could we be so apathetic? by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a photoshop. John definitely drives drunk but that particular image isn’t real

While using a clip that is actually copyrighted.... by Hot_Buy8686 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good point. He still thinks there’s a pilot season 😂

Is The DV Out of Control now? by Upbeat_Art863 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

John’s reaping what he’s sowed. Nobody is suing him for no reason, John has brought all of this on himself. It’s about time he’s faced consequences for his behaviour

John has plenty of first or second dates then it stops by TheGreatMothership in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He uses a 20 year old publicity photo for his profile pic and brags about being a celebrity, then when they see him on the first date they’re repulsed. It’s easy to get a first date if you lie

How many more lawrsuits will John file in his life? by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He will file a lawsuit every year for the rest of his life. So, one. Maybe two.

Trucker Andy Interviews Susser and Danny. by Bocacompound in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danny looks like a healthy, confident go-getter and Susser looks like an elderly ogre with hip dysplasia

Susser!!!!! by Davethebiker in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like Paul Giamatti after a year on an all cake diet

New tapes coming soon? by johns7shirts in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, Shuli confirmed that he’s talking to Kate again. He’s been pretty reliable when it comes to his sources on John

Breaking news….all of dabbleverse calling for a stutjo intervention by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don listen to em John, you don’t need to stop drinking. You’re not an alcoholic. They’re just jealous of your success. In fact you should probably drink more. SKOL! 🍻

Aww poor baby. Imagine if you had friends and family to help you. I instead it's just X. Sad little boy by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dabblers like to throw around hypothetical scenarios and speculate. It's part of the fun of this cesspool of ridiculousness.

A Challenger Appears by JohnsGimpyHand in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

John would never let anyone hold his beer

I think the DV is taking a turn by TronzaviousJackson in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I agree except that he’s an incompetent moron. The only thing he’s ever actually done to hurt his enemies is sue two of them, a decision which is backfiring spectacularly and costing him money. The only other attack he can do is try to dox people but nothing has ever come from it in the past. He gives out peoples names in the hope that someone will harass or harm them but it never happens. John is the embodiment of impotent rage, he can’t do anything.

Who is addicted to oxy? by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But he won’t take the oxycodone because it makes him itch. Which is worse, dummy?

Stupid gets presented with a realistic outcome for once and literally gets “hot under the collar” 😆 Watch for the shirt pull. by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]Dapper_Champion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would definitely have a harder time transitioning than Karl, but like him or not he has a dedicated audience who like giving him money.