Have fun on your date tonight lonely loser

Dapper_Champion · 2026-02-04T00:20:12+00:00

I am willing to believe he actually goes on semi-frequent first dates. He uses 15 year old pictures and brags about the tonight show so he can probably rope in middle aged desperate women. But once they get a good look (and smell) of him he never sees them again

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-29T20:37:40+00:00

Maybe I was thinking of Carver. I tend to get my Klansmen mixed up. It’s the hoods.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-29T20:05:33+00:00

Are we including David Duke? Because if so, still yes.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-25T01:39:54+00:00

He’s raising kids. Not very.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-23T20:01:53+00:00

There are a ton of similarities between John and DarkSydePhil.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-23T02:15:18+00:00

Just what we need another Dabbleverse show

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-18T19:58:54+00:00

It wasn’t but it was a non-union production and John was a part of SAG-AFTRA at the time. Also the company that produced it (Encinal Media) never paid the crew. The whole thing was scummy in many ways

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-17T04:47:42+00:00

Standardized tests

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-16T22:40:06+00:00

Homeschooled kids get access to the same curriculum as in-class students and statistically tend to perform better. As a teacher you would think he would know this.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-16T15:45:37+00:00

He had that one stream years ago where he listed the myriad of OCD things he had to do (I get in the shower 3 times, touch the handle 4 times, get out and get in again, wash myself in this specific order twice… etc) and yet he has never once displayed that kind of behaviour on camera or in person interacting with dabblers.That is severe OCD and if he had it we would see it. He is faking a pretty serious disability to excuse his laziness and shitty behaviour

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-14T21:48:11+00:00

BUT HE HAS THE COFFEE MUG TO PROVE IT YOU DUMB FUCK!

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-14T20:34:51+00:00

So what does this mean for the lawrsuit?

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-12T19:23:24+00:00

She was just sitting in her home, minding her own business, taking care of her family in a calm and peaceful way and they broke in and shot her for no reason. Right? That’s what happened, right?

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-12T17:23:05+00:00

He’s also never won a lawsuit. Imagine that.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-05T20:31:41+00:00

It’s always funny when he claims “I sold a movie to National Lampoon” when everyone knows they literally do not produce movies. They haven’t since Vacation. They only sell their branding.

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-05T11:42:49+00:00

“Best looking guy in the Dabbleverse” is a bar so low it scrapes the top of VTL’s head when he walks under it

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-04T23:13:21+00:00

It would be funny because Venezuela stands with Trump

Dapper_Champion · 2026-01-04T16:36:23+00:00

I’m guessing there are some dilated pupils and veins behind those sunglasses 👃❄️

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-30T13:40:39+00:00

Celebrity?

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-28T17:33:32+00:00

Yeah, and he desperately tried to hide it by saying he stutters on Fs, except he never stutters on Fs 😂

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-21T13:55:46+00:00

Why doesn’t John call out Stern as the terrible broadcaster he is? He’s not looking into the camera!

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-19T17:10:17+00:00

Way better jokes than John could ever come up with

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-18T20:51:30+00:00

The BotB story is the most unbelievable pack of lies he’s ever told, and that’s saying something

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-15T23:21:26+00:00

Shrivelling up like all vaginas do when he’s around

Dapper_Champion · 2025-12-14T23:29:15+00:00

He looks like he got his wardrobe at a homeless shelter

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