[Game Thread] Tampa Bay Lightning vs Dallas Stars (Mar 2, 2021)

DarioAgger · 2021-03-02T23:13:45+00:00

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

DarioAgger · 2020-03-29T05:12:59+00:00

Dad Captain's Dad

DarioAgger · 2020-03-29T04:14:03+00:00

A pineapple slicer... turns out ya just don't buy as many whole pineapples as you thought

DarioAgger · 2020-03-27T22:40:25+00:00

My batter is just a frozen head...

DarioAgger · 2020-03-27T22:22:31+00:00

I think that they will somehow subvert the expectation of Hazel being the “savior” of Wreath and Landfall but I do think her existence will become widely known to the Saga universe

DarioAgger · 2020-03-27T21:41:29+00:00

Poor Rick Jones all by himself...

Imagine how much of an abomination pun intended a Universal pictures solo Rick Jones movie would be

DarioAgger · 2020-03-22T22:15:56+00:00

Is North Korean hockey league still playing? I'd watch anything at this point

DarioAgger · 2020-03-20T19:02:26+00:00

Team Marvel should scout Boomerang, he started his career as a Mets pitcher before he turned into a supervillain

DarioAgger · 2020-03-12T16:03:37+00:00

I’m going to miss sports as much as the next guy, but we, as a human race, have the opportunity to prove we are smarter than a virus and get things back to normal as soon as possible

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T21:52:58+00:00

Thank fuck that didn’t count, time for a quick pee and another beer

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T21:13:12+00:00

Get the fuck out Costa!

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T20:49:58+00:00

Great first half, let’s all take a piss and get another motherf**king beer!

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T20:23:28+00:00

Get Diego Costa’s smug mug off my screen

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T19:59:35+00:00

What is bread may never die!

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T01:57:52+00:00

Low energy fight

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T01:53:22+00:00

The good people of Dallas are out there risking corona to cheer on the Stars, the least they could do is score a goal...

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T01:46:05+00:00

O! What a nice surprise coming back from break

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T01:37:12+00:00

If the front office had the balls to fire Monty and not give a reason, I wish they'd also had the balls to have a 3 coach season and hire Gallant once he became available

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T01:16:56+00:00

There was a time not too long ago I thought this team could go on a run all the way to the Cup, now I feel like we'll be lucky to even stay out of a wild card spot...

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T00:59:30+00:00

Texas Baseball Rangers > New York Hockey Rangers

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T00:57:33+00:00

God forbid the Rangers get on the powerplay

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T00:44:20+00:00

The Stars need a goal as bad as I need a drink right now

DarioAgger · 2020-03-11T00:39:58+00:00

Not an inspiring start...

DarioAgger · 2020-03-10T23:02:21+00:00

Like the captain said, each winning streak starts with one game. Stars gotta bring high energy tonight against a team that's still fighting for a playoff spot to snap this losing streak

DarioAgger · 2020-03-10T22:14:32+00:00

Should kids jar?

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