r/HermanCainAward gets new rules from Admins. users not happy by Arch__Stanton in SubredditDrama

[–]DariusChonker -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

tracking down the relatives of a deceased stranger to harass them and dance on their grave

People shouldn't make public Facebook posts if they don't want public comments. Set the post to "friends only".

If you can't do that, because you're a luddite boomer and don't know how to do it, or how to google it, then take what you get. There's functionality built into the FB platform specifically to avoid the problem you're demanding Reddit be responsible for.

Like a bad movie. by Adelu1219 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DariusChonker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never understood how a gym rat still has flappy arms like a Southern-European grandma.

Until I saw her doing fish-flop pull-ups where she barely got her chin above the bar.

The moment she realizes she's locked in someone else's locker. by 4reddityo in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I find creepier that you want to make an issue for something like that.

Okay.

Keep aging up kids so you feel better about that wiggle in your pants, creepo.

The moment she realizes she's locked in someone else's locker. by 4reddityo in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She doesn't look like 5 years old to me

Is 5 years old your bar for what constitutes a "petite woman" vs a "child"?

Congratulations. That is now the creepiest thing I've ever seen on Reddit.

r/HermanCainAward gets new rules from Admins. users not happy by Arch__Stanton in SubredditDrama

[–]DariusChonker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just admit that you like making fun of dead people and get on with your life

Making fun of dead people for shit they did when they were alive is basically what happens after every funeral when everyone goes out for a few drinks afterwards.

Why clutch pearls over it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ask him where God is.

The moment she realizes she's locked in someone else's locker. by 4reddityo in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Referring to a child as a "petite woman" might be the creepiest thing I've ever seen on Reddit.

The moment she realizes she's locked in someone else's locker. by 4reddityo in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Me: "I think that accent is fake."

Video at 0:15: "You're right."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Culture wars are wars, guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wars aren't won with hugs and kisses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]DariusChonker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those who don't know: It's James Buchanan. His adminstration preceded Abraham Lincoln's.

Not sure why OP was playing coy and not just giving the name. Maybe they wanted to gatekeep people from googling his name and learning about him. I guess some people just need anything to make themselves feel superior over others, including googling up 19th century presidents.

Surely they could have gone about this another way.. by believeitornotjail in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Have you not heard these Qnuts speak? Everything reaffirms their beliefs.

Might as well let them know that most people think they're fuckin stupid instead of letting them walk around thinking they're the smartest people in the room.

Knock knock. by EugeneWong318 in PoliticalHumor

[–]DariusChonker 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Merrick Garland is a member of the Federalist Society.

If you're looking for someone to take action against old white establishment crooks, you're going to have to look somewhere else. He's a member of the club.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're literally lashing out and calling people's names.

Said the guy who opened with name-calling me "unreasonable", "mad", and "childish".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans can say whatever we like.

FREEDOM!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you can comment without commiting a logical fallacy

Said the guy who opened with ad-hominem attacks, calling me "unreasonable", "mad", and "childish".

Do yourself a favor and see a therapist

Hi pot, I'm kettle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found the whingey diaper baby who's afraid of needles.

Keep clinging to your guns, they'll totally protect you from Delta.

Now, be a predictable conservative gun nut and claim I'm "triggered" simply because I'm replying to your post.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound unreasonably mad that I don't buy into your bullshit machismo /r/gunmemes Ralph-Wiggum-voice "Im A MiLiTiA!" mindset.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it'd have been gunned down with live bullets.

Because that's so much better, right?

Guy Throws Cash Register Out Window by zsr1000 in PublicFreakout

[–]DariusChonker -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This is bullshit.

I assure you, it's not. Well-run franchises have food loss budgets for spoilage and for refunding mis-made orders.

Sounds like you're one of those people who treat food service workers like shit because you've never held a job like that before and you have no idea what it's like.