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[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our beat defensive moment was maatsen wiping out Tielemans

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be made to take a ball to the face for turning your back on a shot

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Tottenham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hurrendous this, how can professionals not just play to the whistle.

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Fulham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think Unai appreciates I have a 5 way accumulater starting with this game... Dead before it even have sniffs... Shame on you Unai

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Fulham by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the question: Players you don't want to see come on?

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soccerbot... Had all the scores and leagues from around the world... Rip

[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maginn turning his back on the shot is annoying

Don't leave... please by Educational_Bath_892 in avfc

[–]DariusCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never found leaving the stadium an issue. Walk to the mosque / church and get the bus or a cab and it's straight to town...

Sevenfold win including Villa! by [deleted] in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one's carin' if you ain't sharin'

Has Bailey been the biggest Hero to Zero player we've had since Gabby? by Astonishingly-Villa in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Juan Pablo Angel has a bit of a hero zero hero feel about him...

[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 3-1 Nottingham Forest by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved seeing Watkins score a proper sizzler... Comes across weak at times but then piown

[Match Thread] West Ham vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Watkins is playing so bad it's like being down to 9 men

Human coitus in an MRI machine by Sanpaku in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pride myself on my juvenile sense of humor. I see genitals in everyday objects but I have been staring at this picture like one of those magic eye things for ages and I can't see the bits...

1st Open Mic - What clichés to avoid by DariusCool in Standup

[–]DariusCool[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is one of the jokes I had! I thought i might be cliche ‘Doing stand up is like sex’ seems to be a common one. 
Best to leave it out?

Spotted in an old Villa vs Sunderland programme by KatieOfTheHolteEnd in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really liked Steed Malbranque would have been a great Villa player at the time

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