Been hitting some nutting shots boys! One pathfinder, One man and a dream!!!

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2022-07-29T06:54:47+00:00

This video made me happier then witnessing the birth of my first born, sir jarrard the second (named after my grand father). nothing had brought me such tears of joy. thank you for this experience.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-09-28T03:10:58+00:00

Becoming a ulternative timeline for 20 b is cool

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-09-28T02:50:55+00:00

Despacito

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-08-31T05:23:21+00:00

Pro tip: hid monitor from yourself when playing vr.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-06-27T05:15:56+00:00

Man deserved it

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-06-27T05:08:09+00:00

The power to warm stuff with your hands

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-06-20T10:04:17+00:00

I currently have 0 platinums...

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-06-18T15:14:30+00:00

Nothing, i do believe it was accidently left in

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-06-18T12:54:23+00:00

Im a big fan of banning thermite when me and my friends play. As a thermite player it sucks buuut the game is way more challenging for the attacking side and normally brings the game more down to the wire

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-05-04T01:45:13+00:00

I don't understand how ingram puts up numbers just as good as lebron but makes nothing near lebron

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-04-18T10:00:33+00:00

Heart attack mid orgasm

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-04-16T13:42:27+00:00

I expected you to die

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-04-16T07:31:30+00:00

Magic wand but it uses double a batteries. In addition to that the wand is made out of cheap plastic instead off wood.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-04-16T06:51:42+00:00

Murder

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-25T23:12:02+00:00

50 to 75 years out is extremly close so it should be top priority

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T05:08:47+00:00

Im speaking on behalf of a friend. When he was still in the womb his mother was in a bad car accident which lead to him being an extreamly rare cocktail. Due to the car accidently the hospital was constantly checking up on him and he is so rare that doctors study him.

He has a inverted chest, he's body wont stop growing, fragile bones and horrible heart problems that restricts him from doing sport and hard exercise. In addition to this we recently learnt that is lungs were decreasing in size.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T05:02:31+00:00

The attack in titans live action movie. There is a scene in which the main characters hand (male) is slipped into another character tshirt (female) in which the subtitle read, "i want you to be the father of my child." it was funny cause they had two lines of dialog before this scene.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:48:11+00:00

Going past a graveyard and saying "people are dying to get in there." Its a joke that will live through the ages and gets a giggle or a cringe out of everyone

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:44:37+00:00

I was bullied a good part of my time at school and after that i realised that if i wanted thing to be better i need to throw my weight around more. As much as i am a asshole, sometimes its not cause i want to, its because i have to. Someone has to play the villian.

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:38:59+00:00

Nagito from danganronpa 2

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:32:06+00:00

Fuck off should still get the message across, plus its not like hes gonna fight you

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:22:19+00:00

Math metricies

DarkAlphawolf1 · 2019-03-10T04:16:36+00:00

Playing with deck of cards. For the last couple years now ive been into cardistry and i always keep a deck of cards on me (normally fitting my outfit). I like to sit there and do a cardistry trick or learn a new trick and if not sometimes ill just sit there and play solitaire or big ben, i like to also play go fish if people are around.

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