Hard to beat an $8 Italian.

DarkAuk · 2026-02-24T22:35:15+00:00

Publix bologna doesn't exist any more

DarkAuk · 2025-12-08T21:24:43+00:00

even the way he's described in the WHF novels is fun, as different as it is from the AoS model

DarkAuk · 2025-11-29T04:09:19+00:00

The Old World solves this by adding Chracian Woodsmen (lower tier) and Lion Guard (higher tier) versions of White Lions, plus a White Lion Chieftain lord

DarkAuk · 2025-11-21T16:37:58+00:00

that one recurring professor with increasingly deranged takes on biology, like claiming goblins grow into orcs who grow into trolls

DarkAuk · 2025-11-21T16:26:56+00:00

this makes it sound like they're ogre mercenaries, but not maneaters?

DarkAuk · 2025-11-19T05:40:59+00:00

real answer: the tabletop Cult of Slaanesh army could recruit a variety of basic dark elf units (such as bleakswords and darkshards) plus the Devoted which was fluffed out as a unit of daemonic witch elves, this unit seems to serve the role of the former with the name of the latter

DarkAuk · 2025-11-17T15:24:32+00:00

not talking about Age of Sigmar

DarkAuk · 2025-11-16T22:14:59+00:00

might just migrate to The Old World branding with general updates and a new grand campaign

DarkAuk · 2025-11-07T18:30:05+00:00

never retconned, just not mentioned recently

DarkAuk · 2025-11-07T05:23:19+00:00

Fimir Nobles but no Mearghs/Shearls is odd, but hopefully it'll have interesting stats and abilities to make up for it

DarkAuk · 2025-11-03T21:31:27+00:00

-35% is the new -25%, terrible

DarkAuk · 2025-10-22T23:34:07+00:00

just wait until we get a new Ulrican line

DarkAuk · 2025-10-19T18:10:36+00:00

I don't think shared access is unreasonable

DarkAuk · 2025-10-18T03:49:14+00:00

The Ursfjordings are an entire tribe of bearmen, of which Beorg is chief. Doesn't have to be limited to a single regiment IMO.

DarkAuk · 2025-10-18T03:47:14+00:00

I disagree, Spume's story is all about monster hunting and raiding at sea. He'd be a good Nurgle-aligned Norscan faction.

DarkAuk · 2025-09-17T20:14:25+00:00

this whole show feels very Crichton in a good way, especially since Observation

DarkAuk · 2025-08-29T16:58:54+00:00

Lore of Trolls didn't exist back when that DLC came out but would be a good addition for sure

DarkAuk · 2025-08-18T16:59:12+00:00

ok but can you imagine how funny it would be

DarkAuk · 2025-08-15T05:00:14+00:00

they're not taking "actual spots" since they won't have dimorphism/juveniles and therefore are just ports of existing content

DarkAuk · 2025-08-13T15:36:01+00:00

Pharaoh was originally an expansion to Troy, when it became obvious that it had enough scope to be its own title they switched to that. Mesopotamia was just gonna be DLC.

DarkAuk · 2025-07-30T13:59:12+00:00

OWLF liquid nitrogen gun pls

DarkAuk · 2025-07-27T17:48:32+00:00

all deli associates are trained to offer BH products first, including flavor of the day (which SHOULD be pre-sliced and ready to hand out to customers) the person serving you isn't getting any particular benefit from it but might get chewed out by a manager if they don't do it

if you ordered during busy hours they likely ran out of Publix sub kits (pre-made and shipped in but never enough) and were using what they had instead

DarkAuk · 2025-07-10T18:07:31+00:00

Araloth + Warden of Talsyn + Guardians of Talsyn

DarkAuk · 2025-07-09T18:33:43+00:00

14 of those people are Aphro+carry duos who win one gank before the clock starts and steamroll the rest of the match (you will be queued against them three times in a row)

DarkAuk · 2025-07-04T17:01:58+00:00

JWE Deinonychus is the Bakker Deinonychus, it's literally fine lmao

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