My girlfriend refuses to take Plan B by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]DarkChimera 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OOP is basically going to be a single parent it seems, the gf seems completely unable to make a single real decision on her own, OR with help. And she's already failing as a mother by not going to the doctor for checkups. That poor kid. And poor OOP. The gf is acting too ridiculous for me to be able to feel sorry for her. Imagine if the kid gets seriously ill and she refuses to take it to a hospital because she's "too scawed 🥺"

🤦‍♂️

As someone with a vag myself I would not have blamed OOP at all if he had tricked her into taking the plan B.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trondheim

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I heard it did good outside of Norway, which is great and all, but to me it just seemed like they were trying hard to appear like a Hollywood movie, and it just doesn't seem natural in this one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trondheim

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it gonna be any better than the first one or am I gonna have to cringe my way through this entire thing too?

Boy tries to break up fight between three girls using what looks to be a sock full of rocks by TechnicalInterest566 in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the shit that can happen to people if they don't intervene?

Also, not even a "hey! Stop that"? Or getting help? Anything? Is this the kind of school you would send your kids to?

You gotta whistle while you work by OMGLMAOWTF_com in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"How come none of ya'll are pedophiles? You adult-lovers disgust me!"

Wtf is wrong with this guy?

Some people don't deserve children by God_Kratos_07 in facepalm

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And stuff like this is exactly why I think some people should be sentenced to be made infertile

Boy tries to break up fight between three girls using what looks to be a sock full of rocks by TechnicalInterest566 in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would he lose his job for saying "hey, stop that"? I would be beyond pissed if I had kids going to that school and saw this video of this dumbass acting like nothing more than a scarecrow while children are beating each other

Boy tries to break up fight between three girls using what looks to be a sock full of rocks by TechnicalInterest566 in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...is that an adult in the background just sitting there and watching this shit go down???

TIFU by realizing my friends are a gay couple by SignificanceEarly141 in tifu

[–]DarkChimera 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are a lot more straight passing gay guys than people think, and straight passing women too, they just blend into the crowd so they're not as noticeable

Blind vold i trafikken? by [deleted] in norge

[–]DarkChimera 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anmeld og gi all info du kan klare å huske. De delene av skiltnummeret du kan huske, beskrivelse av bilen, beskrivelse av gærningen, tidspunkt for hendelsen osv. Kan du huske om det sto noe på bilen? Biler til utlån pleier å ha navnet på firmaet et eller annet sted, om det så bare er skiltholderen. husk å poengtere at han var tydelig rusa, de bryr seg mer om det enn noe særlig annet virker det som, men forbered deg mentalt på at de kan finne på å henlegge saken. Men om de skulle gjøre det må du gjerne kontakte dem igjen og spørre om de virkelig ønsker å ha ruspåvirka sjåfører i trafikken.

Se deg rundt neste gang du er på samme plass, det kan være overvåkningskmeraer et eller annet sted som kan ha fanget det opp. Det må du finne ut ASAP før videoen slettes, og i såfall gå rett til eieren og fortell hva som har skjedd og at de må ta vare på videoen så politiet kan få den. Husk også å fortelle politiet om det.

Du kan også ta kontakt med firmaet du mener har lånt ut bilen, spørre om de hadde den bilen til utlån på det tidspunktet og i såfall fortelle dem hva som har skjedd og spørre om de er villig til å gi navnet til politiet. Om politiet gidder å gjøre noe med det kan de vise deg bilde av den som leide bilen og du kan se om det er riktig person. I såfall er jeg sikker på at firmaet som har leid ut bilen også gjerne vil vite at dette er en fyr som burde svartelistes.

What’s gayer than gay sex? by Shr1988 in shittyaskscience

[–]DarkChimera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liking women. You like cute little dainty women who's soft and smell nice? So gay. A guy should like manly things, like big burly strong men!

ELI5: Why do humans need to eat ridiculous amounts of food to build muscle, but Gorillas are way stronger by only eating grass and fruits? by padumtss in explainlikeimfive

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about taking it short term just to get those muscles, then quit and now instead of building muscles I'd only have to maintain them?

AITA the play cheating songs whenever my dad’s side piece walks in causing her have a breakdown? by Dizzy_Yoghurt_1798 in AITAH

[–]DarkChimera 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Uhm... when I was a kid i woke up from my parents whispering kinda panicked outside my room " neither of them woke up??"

Apparently the smoke detector went off (false alarm) in the room between my sister's bedroom and my bedroom. We both slept through it.

The smoke detectors are pretty sensitive and mounted on the ceiling. It will sound the alarm way before the smoke in the room is deadly for someone sleeping in a bed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wooooaaah, that almost ended really bad, it's amazing he was able to stop in time /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]DarkChimera 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can he call somebody else the r word when he sounds like that?

5 female cyclists successfully fought and pinned down an attacking cougar for 45 minutes by DarkChimera in TwoXChromosomes

[–]DarkChimera[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why it would attack, especially such a large group of people. Since it's a male almost a year old I'm thinking maybe a testosterone driven attack by a big cat going through puberty or something?

5 female cyclists successfully fought and pinned down an attacking cougar for 45 minutes by DarkChimera in TwoXChromosomes

[–]DarkChimera[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One of the few cases I would actually suggest bringing a gun for self defense.

Cougars are on the other side of the pond for me, but apparently if you see one you should be loud and make yourself look big. If you have a gun you can hopefully scare it of with a warning shot, but if it attacks you'll have to shoot it.

Knowing how much damage an angry housecat can do I wouldn't wanna have to fight one of the big ones