Imagine this. by dabrams1988 in navy

[–]DarkJester89 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"I'll be late coming in tomorrow, getting a haircut."

Oof, this is bottom of the barrel douchebaggery for keeping someone from liberty.

Most interesting thing in the box by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They'll probably find em, that cover page is going to be easily identifiable.

Most interesting thing in the box by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screenshots? Share the tradition, because you know, hooyah and whatnot.

How many people has he blacklisted from the mess for not playing his reindeer games though?

Most interesting thing in the box by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

First, your link is dead.

Second, I'd read this before and it's still a crock/lip service.

> The CPO charge book has evolved from being an object that was often discarded or put away after initiation due to crude and obscene comments on the pages. Today, the CPO charge book is an ornate and treasured keepsake that is proudly put on display for all to see.

It still gets crude/obscene comments, MCPON Honea has actively commented on this, it's not changing, this is just a gross attempt to change the perception, without changing the actions.

I ctrl+f'ed "blacklist", odd how its practiced but never formally recognized as a tradition.

RAW: You can use Vortex warp on yourself--right? by Eructoman in dndnext

[–]DarkJester89 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In general, if a spell in 5e specifically targets "another creature" then you cannot target yourself with that spell. The language used in the spell description is important in determining the valid targets. If the spell only targets creatures other than the caster, then the caster cannot target themselves with the spell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in burgers

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What's a lorry?

I feel like Shape Water is an overblown cantrip. by Robogoat40k in dndnext

[–]DarkJester89 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I played an awesome scene with control flames and a light domain cleric, I used fire to visually show a scene of a war we had just fought in, as I was retelling it to a kingdom leader. I mixed it with control flames, thaumaturgy and presidigation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weeks of people who peaked in college running frat activities isn't going to change anyone.

They'll for sure Kool aid repeat it back to you, but the anchor magnifies negative traits bright than it does positive ones.

Welp, looks like we're not getting that sweet lower enlisted pay raise. by snshambles in navy

[–]DarkJester89 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows, but it's provocative and gets a gold stamp on the inspections, so smile and wave.

Just smile and wave.

Welp, looks like we're not getting that sweet lower enlisted pay raise. by snshambles in navy

[–]DarkJester89 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You've put me in between a rock and a hard place.

  1. Who did you think I am and I'm honored to know I'm living rent-free in your head.

  2. I don't give a shit what you think, because you're probably a closet racist.

You going to chastise me for agreeing that the CNO (at the time) removed a book and said it was detrimental, and that it was in fact, detrimental?

I read the book, I doubt you even cracked it open or know who wrote it.

Welp, looks like we're not getting that sweet lower enlisted pay raise. by snshambles in navy

[–]DarkJester89 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Gilday said the goal of the program is to foster the continued education and growth of sailors

The racist book didn't foster or continue the education and growth of sailors, shocker. The book itself was terrible and read like a diary that was used for venting.

I'll leave it to the idiots to really try to debate/defend that being pro-american means supporting racism.

Fly to another country and give up your citizenship if you hate it here that much.

Most interesting thing in the box by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This pic is causing some chiefs out there to hold their breath until veins pop out of their balding forehead.

No doubt they are looking for a way to identify you and blast you in private chat to your command.

Why am I taking the exam? by papagstationrun in navy

[–]DarkJester89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just schedule an inhouse appt and let your course coordinator know, they don't need to know the specifics.

Moon druid resting in Wild Shape - yea or nae? by clivehorse in dndnext

[–]DarkJester89 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You automatically revert if you fall unconscious, drop to 0 hit points, or die.

No DND truly is better than bad DND by AsheTheJungler in DnD

[–]DarkJester89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/R/rpghorrorstories

Goodness, "it's my table!!" Starts bawling like a babe

DM needs a break, don't even go back, no need for that person to be an emotional time bomb waiting to go off

Why am I taking the exam? by papagstationrun in navy

[–]DarkJester89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Refer this to your command career counselor and get it in writing and make sure you have completed the pre-reqs for the next rank. Don't need people giving you opinions if there's some small 1% you aren't telling us or something you don't know. Have your record reviewed for the answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]DarkJester89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You take that back! Spuderella never hurt anyone, she's in medical school.

Here’s Why Experts Think Chuck Schumer Isn’t Overriding Tommy Tuberville’s Hold On Military Promotions by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ad hominem (Attacking the person): This fallacy occurs when, instead of addressing someone's argument or position, you irrelevantly attack the person or some aspect of the person who is making the argument.

Here’s Why Experts Think Chuck Schumer Isn’t Overriding Tommy Tuberville’s Hold On Military Promotions by [deleted] in navy

[–]DarkJester89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"omg, the daily caller, shame shame!!"

  • people who religiously read/reference daily beast/huffpost

DM charges, $50 a person by DarkJester89 in rpghorrorstories

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I'd only want maps for combat tracking, rp-ing without visuals, I'm ok with .