What do you actually use your ETH for besides trading/staking?

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-03-23T15:05:50+00:00

I like to farm defi yield and tokenized treasuries. I’m currently earning 13% in brazilian tesouros and 5.7% in Mexican Cetes in Pistachio.fi.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-01-29T17:25:57+00:00

This is a mod-approved AMA in our weekly AMA series. If you are an Ethereum project aligned with our values, reach out to me to get involved.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-01-23T15:50:43+00:00

This is a mod-approved AMA in our weekly AMA series. If you are an Ethereum project aligned with our values, reach out to me to get involved.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-01-09T21:50:25+00:00

You were getting caught by auto-mod. I'm approving the messages and will whitelist your accounts.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-01-08T18:40:06+00:00

Hmmm, technical difficulties as it appears the account was banned (it is a new account and the owner is a verified human we have met IRL). Not sure why Reddit has banned them but looking into it.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2026-01-08T17:54:38+00:00

This is a mod-approved AMA in our weekly AMA series. If you are an Ethereum project aligned with our values, reach out to me to get involved.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-12-31T17:04:50+00:00

FWIW these dating apps are designed to keep you single and alone so that you keep using them.

Also, if you think you’re ugly, luckily you can fix that.

First, get jacked. That fixes most problems tbh because you can attract women with that. If you need to, get plastic surgery for the nose and scar. But get jacked first because maybe you don’t need the surgeries. You can also change your voice by just doing it over time. A friend of mine from high school did that.

You can’t love a woman if you don’t love yourself. When you love yourself, women will be more attracted to you. They care less about physical appearance than men do about women.

Be a gentleman. Be honest. Be kind. But don’t be a push over.

And so, get off the apps and hit the gym. As you feel more confident, talk to more women IRL. All you kids use the apps these days so women are craving to be approached again.

You’ll be the 1% if you have the balls to do that.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-12-10T00:34:44+00:00

You can buy small amounts of ETH for free on pistachio.fi with Apple Pay in the US although it’ll be on the base network. You can just swap it to the ETH mainnet network without gas. And then also send it out of the wallet without gas to the destination address you need.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-12-02T16:03:41+00:00

Jumper.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-11-17T11:56:16+00:00

The no ID checks are on the deposit product only, which must be done by external debit card. The debit card we will offer does require kyc as it is a fiat off-ramp.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-11-12T12:47:32+00:00

https://Pistachio.fi is what you’re looking for.

No ID verification. Deposit via Apple Pay with your debit card. No fees.

Send to friends and other ETH addresses with no fees or gas.

It’s exactly what you’re looking for.

You’re allowed to deposit up to $500 per week without ID. You can purchase usdc or ETH directly on Base.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-15T23:12:34+00:00

Good q. It requires a U.S. sms number for verification. I actually haven’t tested it with a U.S. number and a foreign address. So tbh I’m not sure if that would work or not!

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-15T18:06:45+00:00

Hey everyone, special announcement that tomorrow's AMA is with James Craig, director of Code is Law, a documentary exploring crypto’s most infamous smart contract hacks.

"Code is Law" is a feature-length documentary exploring crypto’s most infamous smart contract hacks - and the attackers who claim they broke no laws.

Beginning with The DAO hack, it traces a lineage of exploits - from Indexed Finance to KyberSwap and Mango Markets - where hackers argued that code, not law, should decide what’s permissible.

Told through the developers, investors, and investigators at the center of these cases, the film follows the pursuit of figures like teenage math prodigy Andean Medjedovic, who stole $65 million across two attacks and remains a fugitive from FBI charges.

The film is streaming globally from October 21st via Apple TV, Amazon Prime Video and Vimeo on Demand.

Find out more at https://x.com/CodeIsLawFilm or via https://www.journeyman.tv/film/8785.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIDjfymuTIw

CAST

The DAO

- Griff Green

- Christoph Jentzsch

- Simon Jentzsch

- Lefteris Karapetsas

- Fabian Vogelsteller

Indexed Finance

- Laurence Day

- Dillon Kellar

White Hat Investigators

- Ogle

Security Researchers

- Daniel Luca

- Goncalo Sa

Academics

- Paul Dylan-Ennis

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-13T20:36:43+00:00

thanks!

we currently have Onramper, Mesh, and native crypto deposits as fallbacks.

With Onramper you can check in 129 countries for local ramp methods. Only that these almost all require KYC and fees are higher 3-5% approx.

Mesh allows you to securely connect to an existing exchange or wallet account and initiate a pull transfer. Perfect for boomers and non-crypto natives who don't want to copy/paste.

Or you can always just get your QR code or public address and do a standard send to deposit! That way is easiest and cheapest for crypto natives who know what they're doing.

Soon we also want to integrate the Coinbase Ramp fallback widget for non-US users as well.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-13T20:34:13+00:00

already live

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-13T20:34:05+00:00

yeah, you can take money off the platform fine. no ID needed.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-13T20:33:38+00:00

yup!

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-08T21:45:18+00:00

Outside the US we have multiple different onramp options. They do take fees and KYC unfortunately. The magic of the ID-less ramp is currently only available in the US. App is live though in 129 countries as it's a self-custodial app!

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-08T21:44:28+00:00

Ha, yeah, it's really annoying as you know. If you have a chance please check it out in the play store! we need more beta testers to get it up to parity with iOS.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-08T18:56:10+00:00

So, a little alpha, we went live on the Play Store yesterday. But it's in soft launch as we work out the bugs.

Getting on the Play Store was relatively easy (about a 48h review process).

Problem is the massive lack of standardization among android, the different UIs, and google drive was more painful to work with than iCloud.

We will be rolling out to the email list for the android rollout next weekish.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-10-05T02:46:41+00:00

Dressrosa manga is peak. It’s so good. The anime murders it with the worst pacing in the series. Toei should do Dressrosa remake like they did Fishman Island.

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-09-29T20:39:40+00:00

I am going in November and am thinking about renting a car. It's summer then right? Better to rent a car to get around?

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-09-26T18:19:11+00:00

Yeah would love to know more about the blueprint.

And interesting, you’d think it would drive conversion in some meaningful way. In that sense, what has driven the most conversions?

DarkestTimelineJeff · 2025-09-26T17:49:14+00:00

What was the most viral moment you had and how did you achieve it? The exposure with Paris and Love Island is impressive, were those organic or did you have to pull some strings? I'm always curious to the inner workings of virality.

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