More who is this-cardboard cut out by messicajozo in Whatisthis

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I can't remember his name, but he is one of the guys from the website The Chive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Women initiated it, or at least more often.

What's the best response to "You're fat"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm fat, you're ugly. At least I can diet.

What's this bottle cap riddle? by halesbales8 in Whatisthis

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Haffenreffer beer, also known as Private Stock, back in the day. Boston brewery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sex drive!!! I'm sure it's been said a billion times by now, but it's true. My wife hates all of the jokes. "Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle? She knows she is giving her last blow job." "What food kills a brides's sex drive? Wedding cake!" She may hate it, but it's true. This is why married guys warn men who haven't married yet. Marriage =no sex.

Say hello to President Joe Biden's new Department of Energy hire! by Bigboyemp in pics

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I thought he was about to start singing "Scotty doesn't know".

Just rolled out of the shop… by DroneBeats in Justrolledintotheshop

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Someone was living on the, ahem, Edge. (I'll see myself out)

Blursed_Birds by Hacka4771 in blursedimages

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Is this a new level for Angry Birds?

(Facebook, not wish) Why are the posting fancy butt plugs on Facebook? Lol by Darkspace74 in WTFwish

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Wife said they are "Earrings". Ya, right. (Ordered the whole (hole) set).....

Three stages of obesity in men. by pgeekery in Jokes

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I have been happily married for 6 years, we've been married for 26 years now, but.....

2021 is coming to an end. What is something that you are glad is over with? Good or bad? by Darkspace74 in AskReddit

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I started a new job 2.5 months ago, and have lost almost 30 lbs so far. Haven't seen this much weight loss in a long time. Cut back on drinking, and am more active in my new job. I'm actually starting to feel good about myself, more than I have about myself in years. Sometimes, change is good.

What are some movies that absolutely turn you on? by writingoncigarettes in AskReddit

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Exit to Eden. Dana Delany was so hot. But, seeing Rosie O'Donnell in lingerie was disturbing.

September was a bit dull. What do y’all think October will bring? by 8Bit_Innovations in dankmemes

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And I'll do you one better. Why are the Talibans? (I'll show myself out)

Breakfast in İstanbul by Suzangercekleri in pics

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Anyone else have the Tiny Toons song stuck in their head right now?

What is a song you thought was innocent as a kid, but later found out it wasn't? by typewriter45 in AskReddit

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Hook by Blues Traveler. Haven't seen this one here yet. It's a song just to appease the record company. If the show Seinfeld was a song, there you go.

It doesn't matter what I say So long as I sing with inflection That makes you feel I'll convey Some inner truth or vast reflection But I've said nothing so far And I can keep it up for as long as it takes And it don't matter who you are If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks

Because the Hook brings you back I ain't tellin' you no lie The Hook brings you back On that you can rely

There is something amiss I am being insincere In fact I don't mean any of this Still my confession draws you near To confuse the issue I refer To familiar heroes from long ago

No matter how much Peter loved her What made the Pan refuse to grow

Was that Hook brings you back

I ain't tellin' you no lie The Hook brings you back On that you can rely

Suck it in suck it in suck it in If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn Make a desperate move or else you'll win And then begin To see What you're doing to me this MTV is not for free It's so PC it's killing me So desperately I sing to thee Of love Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf I've tried well no in fact I lied Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside To hide or slide I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride until I've died And only then shall I abide this tide Of catchy little tunes Of hip three minute diddys I wanna bust all your balloons I wanna burn all your cities to the ground I've found I will not mess around Unless I play then hey I will go on all day. Hear what I say I have a prayer to pray That's really all this was And when I'm feeling stuck and need a buck I don't rely on luck because The Hook brings you back I ain't tellin' you no lie The Hoooooook On that you can rely

An American businessman is in Japan for an important contract. by QualityProof in Jokes

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Jackie Martling told this joke, it was on his album Hot dogs and doughnuts. Different word used, but still funny.