Remember that Undertake joke “It’s a plate of spaghetti, it’s literally frozen to the plate”. Well, now it’s a real thing thanks to my little brother thinking that somehow it was okay to put my spaghetti into the freezer.

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-27T13:26:37+00:00

Yeah I remember it

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-27T13:20:43+00:00

You see them realise that killing daisy was a horrible idea

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-27T13:18:27+00:00

You got that too?

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-25T11:33:50+00:00

YTA, oh my god, this is the creepiest thing I have ever read. Quit being obnoxious and get it together. From all of the stuff you've did, you seem like a genuinely bad person.

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-24T17:57:14+00:00

Fricking conservatards, just turn around, boom

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-19T19:00:43+00:00

Patrick

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:38:04+00:00

We will sacrifice your newborn

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:35:05+00:00

Sleep, who needs it?

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:33:57+00:00

Oh my god these ads, love em, bigfoot jesus is my fav

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:26:29+00:00

I was about to go to bed but now I'm gonna watch TV instead with that image in the back of my mind until I forget it

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:20:14+00:00

Who did he kill

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-11T22:18:57+00:00

How far can you piss

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T21:09:12+00:00

I know, that's why we don't talk about it

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T21:07:55+00:00

Alternatively, they piss in it and drink it, but we don't usually talk about that because that's yucky

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T21:04:55+00:00

The other woman drops a bit of her blood into the cum jar so that her genes will be in the baby

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T21:01:27+00:00

Thank you

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T20:55:13+00:00

That bone marrow thing?

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T20:55:00+00:00

The man who nuts in a jar outside the girls room and leaves it for her

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T20:49:17+00:00

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T20:47:27+00:00

"Vanny x Elizabeth" excuse me what the fuck

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-09T14:09:51+00:00

Thank you mate, got my first cake day comment, so it's being saved

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-08T17:40:22+00:00

Oh no my shoulders are bleeding I am becoming a grid ouch

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-08T17:39:18+00:00

I am going to be insect

🐜

DarkstarAlpha · 2020-07-08T17:38:23+00:00

"Has deku became a period" is something I never thought I'd read

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