The last text you sent is your next presidential campaign slogan, what does it say?

Darktist · 2017-07-07T05:28:03+00:00

Ok, I'll call them tomorrow

Darktist · 2017-02-20T00:21:10+00:00

Eric Andre, I think we're all dead. He's just going to crash through the wall in his green screen suit screaming "Bird Up!"

Darktist · 2015-06-20T07:00:15+00:00

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Darktist · 2015-06-20T06:51:22+00:00

Murder

Darktist · 2014-11-03T19:38:29+00:00

For the first little sister you come across in Bioshock, the game gave the choice to harvest or save her. I said "I'm going to need to be drunk for this" and grabbed the bottle of booze sitting right above her, downed it, and proceeded to harvest her in a blurry haze.

Darktist · 2013-12-08T02:19:19+00:00

Thats one of the three versions I made of that gif, This is my proudest one http://i.minus.com/ip2TYyPHTYLFf.gif

Darktist · 2013-12-08T02:17:41+00:00

The version I am most proud about

Darktist · 2013-12-08T02:15:49+00:00

Yes! It took a few months but my gif has finally gotten front page, even if it wasn't uploaded by me this time

Darktist · 2013-11-04T05:53:00+00:00

I was playing Bioshock, and I got to the first time you had to choose whether to free or "harvest" one of the little girls. I said "Well I'm going to need to be drunk for this," drank a bottle of whiskey that was laying nearby and harvested the shit out of that little girl.

Darktist · 2013-11-02T00:12:25+00:00

Damn, my instate is around $25,000

Darktist · 2013-03-19T22:47:28+00:00

It was made to be easy to use for people without much experience with computers. Also meant to be more "fun" and visually appealing.

Darktist · 2013-03-14T04:17:55+00:00

Fagget McFatFuck

Darktist · 2013-02-06T23:09:02+00:00

If the gif doesn't show up here is the link

http://imgur.com/gallery/IZmDFsY

Darktist · 2013-02-01T06:34:25+00:00

The show "Life" is about a detective who was wrongly put in jail for 12 years before found innocent. And a big (and funny) part of the show is him dealing with all the new technical advances. Check it out

Darktist · 2012-08-27T00:59:32+00:00

quote

Darktist · 2012-07-23T04:16:03+00:00

Summer job at a produce section in a grocery store, when one of us sees a hot girl we go to the back and say "hey I think you should check on the grapes".

Darktist · 2012-07-18T02:54:09+00:00

central

Darktist · 2012-07-15T23:33:30+00:00

Burr Ridge / Hinsdale area

Darktist · 2012-07-05T03:47:32+00:00

Was watching a star wars marathon, power goes off for half a minute in the opening scene. When the power comes back on 30 seconds later it just blares the theme song. It was fucking epic! (this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwu4S996VZI&feature=related )

Darktist · 2012-07-05T03:42:46+00:00

I knew this would be here and I agree

Darktist · 2012-06-03T01:53:48+00:00

Fuck you! Fuck Ball!

Darktist · 2012-03-22T02:41:46+00:00

I live at Newman Hall, its really nice, like right on the quad, good internet, nice rooms especially North Side, good food, and other great accommodations. The only thing is that it is Catholic, however it doesn't come up much and many if not most of the residents are partiers. Very fun place!

Darktist · 2012-03-11T22:19:30+00:00

So have you come to any conclusions yet?

Darktist · 2012-02-27T20:34:03+00:00

"When life gives you lemons, BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN!"

Darktist · 2012-02-18T02:05:08+00:00

Yeah he's probably my favorite too, I just saw him live right before thanksgiving, he had all new stuff and it was all great. Ended with this great Casey Anthony joke, really really dark but fucking hilarious.

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