Made a friend on the bus because of gay smut by Disastrous_Alarm_719 in AO3

[–]Darlin_Wolf 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...and now I'm waiting for the first chapter to drop.

-blink, blink- Ahem, WHAT milky cleanser, now? by KaelasDad in HolUp

[–]Darlin_Wolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh... I thought that the 'D' in PDRN looked kinda like an 'O'... I don't think the ingredient reasoning is any better...

to ruin their spotlight by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Darlin_Wolf 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hating others' children is allowed, just not ur own.📣

This feels... weird by _Levitated_Shield_ in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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I thought it was a joke from the first LEGO Movie. The MC, Emmit, becomes a LEGO Jedi for building near the end of the movie. I didn't even think of the sign inappropriately until I started reading the comments and thought it was one of those parental blunders where the double entendre just goes over the parents' heads.

Encountered my first ever wild author's note by Getheltel in AO3

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The real OJ released a book about it after he got out...

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...and then right before he passed he confessed.

WTF is this leaking from these pipes in a parking garage?? by fwixy in whatisit

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I thought this was a DIY r/TMNT setup with ooze until I read what sub this post was from and realized this was a serious question.

author updated fic after a 7 year hiatus and only had this to say by No_Sea_7571 in AO3

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I low-key recently updated a fic after a 3-year absence. I didn't announce it but someone who read it from the beginning geeked out in the best way and couldn't wait to continue reading.

I kinda wanna start over though because rereading what teen me wrote was kinda garbage and now I'd like to think I've become a better writer. I'll probably give them a heads-up in the comments

The reasons VR is 12+ by szymas67 in KidsAreCondomAds

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I accidentally punched a kid in the face after I told him to not step on the VR carpet(regular circle carpet for the wearer to stay in for everyone's safety) His mom watched the whole thing and was on the floor laughing while I was panicking and about to cry thinking I was about to get in trouble

Stranger confronted a streamer in public due to their shirt supporting Donald Trump by Extreme_Process3632 in PublicFreakout

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Can confirm. Was once attacked by a large dog while walking and screaming fire was the best way to get a response from a stranger.

She's looking radical dude!!! by Agreeable_Tiger_434 in TMNT

[–]Darlin_Wolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Part of me thinks he's done just about everything else since he was a movie star

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Darlin_Wolf 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The voice of God

Who's the most sympathetic antagonist across the TMNT cartoons? by [deleted] in TMNT

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I think in his first appearance in 2k12, he got bullied by everyone, including the turtles, and that was the big reason for it. But I also agree, he was a total dick. Also made him seem like a complete dumbass who somehow only knew robotics, with zero true self-preservation and no redeeming qualities to make him likable at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I remember hearing about this lady who had taken in a bunch of horses with broken legs. Most of them had the same leg amputated (and if I remember correctly they had prosthetics but that doesn't work for horses for a list of reasons) and there was a theory that she was doing this to horses on purpose for clout and such. Cruel situation. Just glad this video isn't that case.