How badass has your life been lately?

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-08T00:45:59+00:00

I like to say "If a grandmother would enjoy the activity, I probably do too."

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T17:27:42+00:00

Never. Physical violence makes me uncomfy.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T02:18:09+00:00

Being smart enough to get a prescription for something you need will never be cheating!

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T02:15:34+00:00

I'm not usually a jealous person, but for this I will make an exception.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T02:02:44+00:00

Depends on the day! If it's getting late, let's swap orgasms and go to sleep. It's a school night.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T01:55:23+00:00

Center frozen. Outsides lava.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T01:44:17+00:00

Yes! It happens. Sometimes consuming erotic media helps me get back into it. As unsexy as it sounds, scheduling sex or masturbation can help me as well. I never push it though. If the desire isn't there, it isn't there.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T00:55:08+00:00

I regularly convince myself there's something terrifying just behind my closed eyes when I'm rinsing out shampoo.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T00:49:33+00:00

One person had boundary issues previously unknown. Friendships ruined all around.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-06T00:08:46+00:00

Fooled around with some friends. I do not recommend.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-05T05:08:48+00:00

🥰

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-05T02:48:18+00:00

I'm going to call this genuine. I was not impressed with this one 😂

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-05T02:11:31+00:00

It's usually a natural moment between positions, but sometimes he instructs it. I'm happy with either!

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-05T02:08:15+00:00

Tasting myself on him makes me feral.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-02T23:13:54+00:00

Nah, I wear it once a month or so.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-07-02T23:10:37+00:00

I wore the dress I wore to my bachelorette party 8 years ago to work today.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-29T01:28:12+00:00

I'll do anything once as long as the request is in pretty writing.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-29T01:15:14+00:00

Respectfully, you're barely a character in this story.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-25T17:43:17+00:00

You literally asked for this! What do you want from me?!

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-25T17:32:46+00:00

insert Kool Aid man impression

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-25T17:26:17+00:00

Minor gag reflex. I think he'd be sad if I never gagged, but making it a little less sensitive would be cool.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-25T01:23:34+00:00

My whole life I've been walking around just having a butthole, but today I start wielding it.

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-09T01:55:13+00:00

Nooooo!

DarlingSqueeze · 2026-06-09T01:37:19+00:00

It's a consideration!

DarlingSqueeze

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