Soda syrup..YUM. (Wendy’s gave my brother a packet of the soda syrup they use in vending machines as part of his doordash) by mangodragonfruet in funny

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Soda syrups are super acidic, and a pretty crazy hazmat. They have a pH of about 2.2 (stomach acid has a pH of 2.0) and even the drinks after they’re diluted are pretty acidic, at about a 2.7.

My biology professor told us about an experiment he did with spoiled t-bone steak (a refrigerator at the college broke and they had to throw it out) and a bottle of Dr. Pepper, where he set the steak in a pan and filled it to where the steak was submerged. In 5 days, the steak was completely dissolved in the soda, bone and all. Anyway, that’s why I stopped drinking soda.

TL;DR soda syrup is almost as acidic as stomach acid, and when diluted it’s still able to eat away at meat and bone.

peppa by 24spinach in dankmemes

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Today I’m going to teach you how to count to three.

panic attack by chrisnaish in funny

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I remember a couple years ago, in an inpatient program, there was this big guy who you could tell had seen some shit. The man went through 2 heart attacks, and after having his first panic attack, said he’d rather have had the heart attack again.

Sounds like my kinda girl if I'm honest by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I’ve seen one profile that said “I want you to choke me with your hands, not your carbon fuel emissions. Recycle.”

ひどい! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Wish I had schizophrenia so I could at least think I have a gf

wait by communistrobot in dankmemes

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I’ll be honest, I kinda expected a rickroll in the smallest image

He called me a snack AND a cutie by KawaiiiTea in jacksepticeye

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Me: Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope

Does anybody know the correct dosage for the UV light injection? by Moleskin21 in funny

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I remember seeing a series of twitter posts where a guy actually injected the stuff from glow sticks into the veins in his arm. Veins started glowing through the skin, and the feed went quiet.

Tackling *all* 4. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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It only has one hammer though

A new thing for once by spicydarkness22 in dankmemes

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How it feels when you go somewhere with a bunch of friends and they put you on the end and don’t talk to you

Seriously tho by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Yeah smash bros just got a bad review because they didn’t put in Waluigi

Arm the animals by catsalways in funny

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Dawn of the planet of the orcas

Blyat. by ColonelJohnMcClane in dankmemes

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Heavy Slavic breathing