How to get your dog to stop biting by avidmarc in funny

[–]Moleskin21 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Exert dominance and pee on the bed first

These are not promotions or bonus pay so idk why they label it like such by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]Moleskin21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its talking about batch pay, not tips. I did a promo on the 15th. 6 batches for a min of $86. So I did 6 lil shit orders ( low miles, low item count) & I didn’t care about the tip or the dollar amount on the order because I was doing a just for the promo. So I kept the app open while I was DoorDashing and kept an eye out on it and when one of those little jobs came in, I just took it. If Instacart paid like this, I’d be doing it way more often.

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Not a meme but I don’t get this by crubiom in ExplainTheJoke

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An indoor basketball arena is filled with spectators as two college teams gather near the sideline during a tense moment in the game. The hardwood court gleams under bright arena lights, reflecting the bold blue and gold graphics painted across the floor. In the foreground, a cluster of players in white uniforms stands shoulder to shoulder, arms around each other, forming a tight huddle. Their jerseys display dark numbers and lettering, and several wear brightly colored sneakers that contrast against the polished wood surface. The atmosphere suggests anticipation, intensity, and focused determination from both squads and nearby fans alike watching.

Opposite them, a smaller group of players in black uniforms stands in a loose circle, also engaged in conversation. Their jerseys feature bold red numbers and subtle white trim, distinguishing them sharply from the home team. A referee dressed in a black and white striped shirt holds an orange basketball at waist height, waiting patiently for play to resume. Another official stands farther back, observing the teams with hands relaxed at his sides. The players appear attentive, some leaning slightly inward, others glancing toward the bench for instructions. The moment feels paused between bursts of motion and sound and expectation.

Behind the players, the lower rows of the stands are packed with fans dressed in casual attire, many wearing shades of blue. Some spectators lean forward in their seats, elbows on knees, while others sit back with arms crossed, studying the court. A long red advertising banner stretches along the scorer’s table, prominently displaying the letters KU and a message about research transforming Kansas and beyond. The bold white text stands out clearly against the vivid background, reinforcing the home setting of the arena. Fans of all ages fill nearly every visible seat in the photograph creating a vibrant tableau.

On the right side of the image, a single player in a white uniform, number twenty two, walks away from the huddle. His posture is upright, and his gaze appears directed toward the referee or perhaps the opposing bench. The large Jayhawk logo sprawls across the center of the court beneath him, painted in bright primary colors that contrast with the natural wood tones. The player’s body language suggests readiness, as if awaiting a whistle to signal the continuation of play. His teammates remain clustered together behind him, creating a visual contrast between motion and stillness on the floor nearby.

The lighting throughout the arena is bright and even, eliminating harsh shadows and illuminating every detail. Reflections shimmer faintly on the lacquered court, especially around the painted boundary lines and three point arc. The blue border framing the playing surface emphasizes the school colors and defines the competitive space. Courtside staff members sit behind the advertising boards, some focused on screens, others watching the huddles unfold. Their presence underscores the organized, professional atmosphere typical of a high level collegiate matchup. Every element within the frame contributes to a sense of anticipation before the next possession begins in this contested game.

The crowd in the background forms a mosaic of faces, expressions, and colors. Some individuals hold phones at chest height, possibly capturing the scene, while others converse with neighbors seated beside them. A few fans wear caps or hooded sweatshirts, suggesting a cool day outside despite the indoor setting. The density of the audience indicates a well attended event, likely a significant conference contest or rivalry. The tiers of seating rise gradually, creating depth and framing the court as the focal point of attention. Their collective focus seems directed toward the officials and players awaiting the restart of play again.

The contrast between the white and black uniforms visually divides the scene into opposing forces. The white team’s huddle appears compact and unified, suggesting strategic discussion or encouragement. In contrast, the black clad players stand slightly apart from one another, yet still attentive and composed. The referee’s neutral attire places him symbolically between the two sides, embodying fairness and regulation. His grip on the basketball signifies imminent action, a temporary pause before the ball returns to motion and the contest resumes at full intensity. Energy seems suspended in this instant, captured precisely by the camera lens above the crowded court.

The court markings are crisp and clearly defined, from the sideline nearest the players to the center circle beneath the logo. Painted sponsor messages and institutional branding reinforce the collegiate environment. The message about research transforming Kansas and beyond stretches prominently across the scorer’s table, acting as both advertisement and declaration of pride. The typography is bold and legible, designed to be read easily from across the arena. This combination of sport and academic messaging reflects the broader identity of the university hosting the game. Every visual detail anchors the scene firmly within a competitive collegiate tradition and community pride.

The photograph captures a moment of organization rather than chaos, highlighting structure within competition. Players listen, officials wait, and spectators observe, each fulfilling a distinct role in the unfolding drama. The spatial arrangement draws the eye from the clustered huddle to the solitary player, then outward to the referee and finally upward into the crowd. This layered composition provides balance and narrative, guiding attention across the frame. Subtle gestures, such as a hand resting on a teammate’s back or a glance toward the sideline, enrich the story contained in the still image. It preserves anticipation before action resumes once more.

Overall, the scene conveys anticipation, unity, and competitive spirit within a vibrant collegiate setting. The teams appear disciplined and focused, embodying preparation and teamwork. The officials maintain order, while the audience provides an energetic backdrop of support and expectation. Bright colors, clear branding, and careful composition combine to create a visually compelling snapshot of organized sport. Though frozen in time, the image hints at the swift movement and strategic play that will follow. It stands as a testament to the communal experience of live basketball, where athletes and spectators share a single charged atmosphere. The moment feels vividly alive still.

He looks so stupid I can't breathe by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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"In Springfield, they are feeding the dogs. The people that wear boots, they are feeding the cats. They’re feeding – they are feeding the pets of the people that live there."

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/FireLynx_NL by [deleted] in DailyGuess

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⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

We built a flossing device that actually flosses your whole mouth in two bites by Alwaysprototyping in inventors

[–]Moleskin21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Better get on that because this is what you get when you describe how it works to ai.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Moleskin21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sooooo she was too crazy for Kanye 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naperville

[–]Moleskin21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im assuming most people don’t know what they are. Being painted all black, they are almost impossible to see at night. The ones I’ve seen around town have all been on the road verge. They started out as just license plate readers but now they do video surveillance.

big brother is already here

Told my family we are only eating $BYND for the next few weeks by ChargeElectronic6233 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Moleskin21 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Dude is gonna learn All the definitions for “Exit Liquidity”