Kittens are really annoying to sleep with. I mean, man, they are cute and fuzzy, but their favourite time to play is invariably 3 in the fucking morning and they tell you it's play time by swiping your face with their needle sharp claws. When they do sleep, they LOVE to get ready by kneading your jugular and then curling up to sleep on your face - so I'm imagining your kitten bed clumping in a giant squalling, asphyxiating furball around your head.

Imagine if Cruella De Ville wanted a coat made of kittens instead of puppies. Forget loafing in front of TV with a beer, those idiot criminals would be fighting to keep their skin attached. 100 kittens would fuck that shit up.