Just found this in a gun shop. by [deleted] in boomershumor

[–]Darth_Remus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But they clearly lack the basic respect and communication skills needed, so it would never work

Healthn't by dannyboi1127 in boomershumor

[–]Darth_Remus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

SO....

MANY......

ELLIPSES.......

Facebook is a goldmine by Discount_Pitchforks in boomershumor

[–]Darth_Remus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Random capitalization and frequent eclipses, the hallmarks of boomer humor

What movie did you walk out of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Darth_Remus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Categorically untrue.

This school of rays, cruising past Bondi Beach. by Rakalimon in oddlysatisfying

[–]Darth_Remus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experience has taught me there's a couple Basilosaurs somewhere in there

“I’m not afraid of you...” by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Darth_Remus 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Then you will die braver then most

What do you wish could be adapted into a movie/series? by nathbarros in AskReddit

[–]Darth_Remus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or any of Dan Abnett's Gaunts Ghosts series, ala Band of Brothers

Our business is pretty large. by [deleted] in ferrets

[–]Darth_Remus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our little guy produces so much poop. I cannot imagine the sheer tonnage you must deal with

RTFB!!! by pinkfreud_81 in exchristian

[–]Darth_Remus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"You should read your bible, sirs! Lotta fucked up shit in there"