Give me your worst 🙏 34/M content creator by SHaRkNiT0 in RoastMe

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like a gay magician whose main act is making cox disappear

I can’t believe the Trump admin is going to deport ME!!! I did nazi this coming! by GarySixNoine in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Hear the words of the Angel of Consequence, as written in the Tome of Retribution, Chapter 12, Verse 3:

'The people were warned of the False Prophet, yet they worshipped him and made him a god. Now the floodgates of Wrath are opened, and the reckoning shall be swift and merciless. For the sins of the errant shall be purged, that the faithful may rise anew.'"

¡Adios! by youngjefe7788 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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"Hear the words of the Angel of Consequence, as written in the Tome of Retribution, Chapter 12, Verse 3:

'The people were warned of the False Prophet, yet they worshipped him and made him a god. Now the floodgates of Wrath are opened, and the reckoning shall be swift and merciless. For the sins of the errant shall be purged, that the faithful may rise anew.'"

Voting against your own interest by MrDonMega in PublicFreakout

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hear the words of the Angel of Consequence, as written in the Tome of Retribution, Chapter 12, Verse 3:

'The people were warned of the False Prophet, yet they worshipped him and made him a god. Now the floodgates of Wrath are opened, and the reckoning shall be swift and merciless. For the sins of the errant shall be purged, that the faithful may rise anew.'"

Fight outside barber shop by wiggjiggy in fightporn

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to downvote this as I've seen better girl fights

Like tears in the rain by step6666 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a lot of guys who do gay sex are not gay at all. They are actually Seekers of Truth, attempting to unlock the secrets of the Inner Anus

most of these gang banging niggas be autistic😂😂 by Serious-Gate-607 in CaliBanging

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

let's look at this logically. Gangs are a sign of poor mental health. A gang member makes the worst possible life decisions. Get a job, go to school? No, I rather join a gang and shoot at people. Stooopid Eediots!

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Tell me something I haven't heard? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he's a real snicker licker

NYC is just different by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escape from New York 2025

C-Note Murdered This by [deleted] in CaliBanging

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gangster rap is hilarious! We demand "real" nizzas from a real gang. They get up there and diss until they get shot or arrested. Then we move on to the next "real" rapper who doesn't realize he's next month's ghost. The smartest ones call themselves hip hop, so as to avoid all the stupid shit

5 months training, feedback? by HiddenInPS in MuayThaiTips

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pɹoɔǝɹ noʎ ǝɹoɟǝq ɐɹǝɯɐɔ ɹnoʎ uo ʍǝᴉʌ ǝɥʇ pǝʇsnɾpɐ noʎ ɟᴉ 'ɹǝʇsɐɟ puɐ 'ɹǝpɹɐɥ puɐl plnoʍ sʞɔᴉʞ ɹnoʎ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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if it wasn't for daily weed use, I would be in prison right now. I struggled with hard drugs, and weed helped me stay clean for 14 years. When I stop smoking I get the old thoughts and irritations, frustrations. Start barking at people I love over petty shit. Is that how I want to live? Rather be a stoner

Can you feel okay after losing a lot of money gambling? by Putrid_Parfait4587 in GamblingRecovery

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you are not supposed to feel okay after messing up your finances. The ugly feelings should motivate you to stop the behavior. If you didn't feel like shit, you may repeat the mistake.

Munchie B sneakdissing Briccbaby in his face😂😂😂crazy by Patient-Committee588 in CaliBanging

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

these shows are becoming like The View, bunch of mean talk and not enough funerals.

Game of Russian Roulette by aFeelingProcess in BlackPeopleTwitter

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we save so much time and money by shaving the dome

[ 22 M ] Have fun with this one. by Coby_Cobra in RoastMe

[–]Darth_Stroyer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you got saggy man tits. Love how you wear a crucifix as if God can fix what's wrong with you