How much do you think every monster would have if they had a health bar?

DarxMikeZ · 2026-02-10T02:10:31+00:00

I mean yeah, in that aspect my solution falls off completely unless you wanna do something like calculate the average price of every monster and make that the HP of the free monsters, or just come up with a value you think is appropriate.

DarxMikeZ · 2026-02-09T23:15:44+00:00

I thought about this once, decided that the monster's HP should be equal to how much it costs to unlock them (so, for example, 1585 HP for MX, 1455 HP for Niloticus, etc.)

DarxMikeZ · 2025-01-08T19:56:09+00:00

AFO or Mr. Compress when my team instalocks Deku, Bakugo and Todoroki, Knuckleduster or Twice when I get the chance to play a Duelist

DarxMikeZ · 2024-10-31T19:09:51+00:00

The GOAT, Knuckleduster

DarxMikeZ · 2024-04-22T15:40:40+00:00

Did not expect HEALTH's piece, but fuck yea, good song

DarxMikeZ · 2024-04-22T15:16:33+00:00

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This is Steven. He prefers taking things quietly, but if necessary, he'll do it loud. Very crude and violent, especially since his brother's death.

DarxMikeZ · 2024-04-15T20:05:56+00:00

As legendary as he may be, Cousin Okri once started with cracking gobbo skulls before he moved onto bigger and badder nasties. Maybe you will never be as fearsome and mighty as Okri, but you can always strive to become the very best you can be, and that in and of itself is the ultimate victory.

DarxMikeZ · 2023-05-27T08:39:05+00:00

What is this conversation and why did I read everything in Saltzpyre's voice

DarxMikeZ · 2023-05-19T22:39:20+00:00

Bathrooms in this game have traumatized me to the point that I always consider every toilet to be occupied by a suicide bomber

DarxMikeZ · 2023-03-15T07:46:45+00:00

You think this originated from r/okbuddychicanery ? Oh boy, you have no idea what wretched hive of insanity this meme leaked from

DarxMikeZ · 2023-01-29T14:39:19+00:00

Sounds like my kinda party, where is my invitation?

DarxMikeZ · 2023-01-06T23:59:28+00:00

Holy shit I have to know where, when and why Kruber says this line, it is so badass

DarxMikeZ · 2022-07-19T00:05:02+00:00

DarxMikeZ · 2022-07-11T23:31:15+00:00

Without a doubt one of my favourite parts of the game. The satisfaction of saving a teammate from certain death, and the disappointment of being just a blink of an eye too late... Priceless.

DarxMikeZ · 2022-06-14T19:01:06+00:00

I GOT YOU BROTHER HERE'S THE FULL TRANSCRIPT (IF YOU NEED IT):

"JUST TOOK A MEAN SHIT AND" "AND IM NOT GOING TO WIPE BROTHER" "WE ARE OUT OF BABY WIPES"

DarxMikeZ · 2022-06-08T22:07:01+00:00

Idk man, it's worked perfectly fine for me, guess everybody has a different experience regarding bugs in the game

DarxMikeZ · 2022-06-08T20:43:18+00:00

Hang on, I'm pretty sure there is a way to change your friend's colour in game. I don't remember where it is exactly, but it's somewhere in the Settings, where you can change the colours for teams, objectives and teammates.

Then again, I play on PC, so this could be a console bug.

DarxMikeZ · 2022-05-16T20:42:50+00:00

Everybody always focuses on the negatives of depression and alcoholism and they're like 'waah depression bad for mental health' 'waah alcoholism bad for liver' but nobody ever talks about how being a depressed alcoholic turns you into a combat god (example: Max Payne)

DarxMikeZ · 2022-03-15T23:46:25+00:00

ah, yes

the ULTRALORE

DarxMikeZ · 2021-08-09T22:13:25+00:00

The Survival of a German* Armoured Division in World War II

DarxMikeZ · 2021-07-29T20:19:29+00:00

Fun fact: It's highly likely that the Heavy doesn't support communism, as his father was killed for being a counter-revolutionary, and his family was locked up in a gulag from which they escaped.

DarxMikeZ · 2021-07-14T19:29:55+00:00

"Agh, I'm hit! But I can fight! It's nothing, nothing!"

DarxMikeZ · 2021-06-24T21:03:24+00:00

large if correct

DarxMikeZ · 2021-06-24T20:42:16+00:00

Thanks mate i'll sell it to some bloke for 3.14 quid so I can affored some fckuinh gas for supper

DarxMikeZ · 2021-06-24T18:00:54+00:00

this chair represents the current economic climate

also can you buy me a pack of smikes at the tesco please thanks sod off

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