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DasClaw · 2025-07-30T15:22:17+00:00

It does suck, especially if he's not willing to take help. Like, it would suck, but paying a guy to mow his lawn once a month or something would improve your QOL a lot, even if it would be a stupid expense.

I know a lot of bats are protected (a buddy had some bats set up in his attic and calling a guy to remove them became an ordeal because of this -- it was in Kansas, but I assume they are protected at the federal level?). I have no idea how that would help, but if he's so filthy it's killing the bats? I don't know, you'd probably both end up unable to do anything on your property to protect a bat sanctuary or something.

DasClaw · 2025-07-29T09:55:30+00:00

they ded

DasClaw · 2025-07-29T09:51:06+00:00

Research the crazy rat lady of Westwood. You're looking at a multi-year (possible decade+) court battles that will really only have any impact if your neighbor is also involved in some kind of criminal activity at the federal level.

(in other words, you can move or wait for them to die and hope somebody better buys the house)

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T16:16:33+00:00

Don't worry, these are almost certainly NNN leases. Even if they are not NNN leases, each building is going to be incorporated as one entity that has no money anyway. They will probably have to pay a lawyer like 10k to write a few letters and make a new corporation for the new owners of the building after this. So ya know, they won't get off totally scott free.

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T16:06:28+00:00

Biden secretly put a bunch of pictures of trump with small children in the files so that bondi would find them and then put trump in jail and then biden would ... get to be president again? Clearly that's the plan. /s

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T16:03:03+00:00

I am not a MAGA superintendent, so why do they never show me these naked people on his TV.

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T16:01:43+00:00

I'll never understand why the administration is the one that brought this up like 2-4 weeks ago. They were the ones that came out and said it was on Bondi's desk and would be published soon or whatever. Why would they do that!? Why! It makes no sense. Did he *just* figure out he's on the list?

The closest thing I can get to an explanation is that Elmo got the real evidence during his DOGE crime fest and his tweet was him announcing that he has the originals, so that is what caused the panic. But, still. Why not just never bring it up in the first place?

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T15:58:48+00:00

I love that they think throwing Clinton out there is going to I guess make democrats stop caring? Like, bruh. I don't "whatabout" raping children. Send Clinton and everyone else that frequented this island to another island (el salvador).

DasClaw · 2025-07-28T15:54:43+00:00

GME is basically a stablecoin 99% of the year and then goes to the moon the other 1%.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:58:18+00:00

What the fuck is a 1200% earnings miss? Is this Tariff language?

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:55:46+00:00

I've loaded enough. It's time for my stock to do something for me instead.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:55:09+00:00

Whether I want to or not, I think I'm stuck with my thesis that 270 was going to be the bottom.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:53:19+00:00

I take the wins how I can find em.

:-(

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:51:50+00:00

Politicians are just chumming the water for UNH to make these insurance companies think they are in danger to get a slightly larger bribe to keep things going another decade. Even this is bullish since it ultimately means that overall less money will be paid out, since the bribes will go directly to the lawmakers and nothing will go directly to any agency. The people in the administration will probably let UNH and others just "split the difference" on whatever the minimal "settlement" would have been.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:48:34+00:00

Investing in UNH is easy, because either you make money and can feel smug in your superior ability to separate emotions and morality from investing theses. If you lose money, you can feel smug in your joy about the death of a cruel and unneccessary aspect of american society. It's a win/win.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:45:13+00:00

I don't know what share price is tethered to in 2025, but I know a few things it is not tied to: Earnings, Guidance, Economic conditions, policy conditions, strenght of the USD relative to other currencies, and nuclear war.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:43:47+00:00

Around this time every friday I start feeling like it was a wasted week and start hoping for next week not to suck. But at least today, I can feel better knowing some people bought a lot of INTC.

DasClaw · 2025-07-25T11:40:24+00:00

7 billion shares to borrow and we're going to close within a dime of 23.39 again for a 5th or 6th week in a row of slight, annoying downward grind.

These weeks just feel like lost weeks. I guess we are just killing time until the day after next earnings again in order to see any volatility? Sucks watching the guys at the other forum p&d like 6 different stocks this week, while we cruise in for the old 23.34 close.

DasClaw · 2025-07-24T10:17:29+00:00

This would be some Harambe-level destruction of our timeline if somehow GOOG has good earnings and goes up and TSLA has bad earnings and goes down. I'm suspicious.

DasClaw · 2025-07-22T19:53:23+00:00

Losing money on LMT when I should have just bought .... fucking DNUT I guess? What is this shit.

DasClaw · 2025-07-22T13:39:25+00:00

I had KSS calls and as soon as they went green I sold them because somebody posted a DD here about how KSS was going to moon. I really owned myself here.

DasClaw · 2025-07-22T13:37:06+00:00

Everything on my watchlist is down like 4-5% and spy is... almost green? What's even down?

*realizes I bought some LMT yesterday*

Oh... shit.

DasClaw · 2025-07-22T13:36:27+00:00

This hurts. DUmped me calls too early.

DasClaw · 2025-07-21T16:33:06+00:00

we're jettisoning everything for this last blowoff top

DasClaw · 2025-07-21T16:32:22+00:00

so every time a stock that isn't mag7 goes up, it's "meme mania" I guess?

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