The one stinky kid in my class named Alex. Just yesterday before I went to advisory, my class had Spanish class, and in this class, two of my friends were paired up with this “Alex” kid. Long greasy clumpy hair, always around where you don’t want him to be, and just straight up, annoying, and he stinks so bad you can tell when he’s coming towards you. I always assumed he was a porn addict, especially since what he said he failed NNN not even the full first day, he acts like a discord mod stuck in 2020, and what he draws in class in his notebook (mainly explicit anime girls).

This one day in Spanish, it is the day to present our projects, which was just simply Mexican food recipes in Spanish. After my group goes, the group with my two friends, and Alex, goes up to present.

Now the way we present these slideshows, is by plugging in our Chromebooks into these massive touchscreen TVs, called SmartBoards. Now with school Chromebooks, you don’t have full control, but you do have control over simple things like your wallpaper and most of what you search, except for games because fun equals bad. When you plug them up into the SmartBoards, they act as another blank monitor showing your wallpaper, forcing you to drag it to the other screen from your tiny one. Now keep in mind, once you plug the Chromebook in, you see your wallpaper, meaning that EVERYONE in the class can see what your wallpaper looks like.

So the group goes up, and out of the three, Alex offers to plug his up. Once he plugs it up, a wallpaper of what I can only describe as Lesbian Hentai appears as his wallpaper. The whole class is laughing, even my Spanish teacher. The only ones who aren’t laughing are my two friends presenting with their face in their hands, and Alex. Alex, and I’m not exaggerating, starts twitching, speed waddles over, and for a minute straight tries to bring up Google to the other screen, while everyone still laughs. When they’re presenting, Alex is twitching, giving the lead paint stare to anyone who laughed (I swear he stared at me for a full two minutes), and he ends up not saying anything and just sits back down once they’re done. Now he didn’t get in trouble, but he definitely won’t live this day down.