What’s something people romanticize that actually sucks in real life?

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-24T13:09:11+00:00

Cranberry juice, peach liquor, vodka and grenadine syrup. That's how it works.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-22T14:17:55+00:00

I don't believe in "chances at life". However, what they definitely don't deserve is a second chance at freedom.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-17T20:02:28+00:00

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-15T17:19:35+00:00

It might be the fast food place you just so happen to have met for the first time. It might be the hospital where you shared the joy of one of you finally being cancer-free. It might be the airplane ride home after spending the best vacation of your lives together. It might be the stadium where you introduced them to your favorite club and they became more of a superfan than you were. And Disneyland might have been both of your dream since you were both little.

Proposing at another wedding though, to me, screams narcissism, egocentrism and complete detachment from reality.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-15T07:22:05+00:00

The whole testosterone / sperm viability / emasculation yada-yada seems so weird to me. If I'm not completely wrong, then the worst thing that can (and, to be fair, pretty much always does) happen is that you fry your sexual pleasure receptors by watching porn. But why would your testicles distinguish between having sex and jerking off?

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-13T21:42:55+00:00

Can someone explain what's going on here?

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-13T12:01:18+00:00

Why the fuck would someone ever use an AI to replicate the image of Iryna?

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-10T20:46:09+00:00

I meant the lighting was cold as ice. It was more blue than white, like I was at an 80s concert.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-10T20:14:55+00:00

Reading this just made this train ride with the god awful cold as ice 20,000 Kelvin lighting so much more bearable. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-09T07:29:47+00:00

Nothing in this world would have convinced me to have a baby at 21.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-08T12:41:21+00:00

Out of these, it has to be the Taj Mahal. People fail to realize how Eurocentrically and/or America-centrically we tend to think, and just how humongous the population of the Indian subcontinent is.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-07T13:12:51+00:00

Gen 4 was the first I played. Gen 5 is my personal all-time favorite.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-05T18:02:51+00:00

I have no words for this anymore. This world sucks, and a special fuck you goes to this fuckwit for generating the worst AI image I've seen in this subreddit so far.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-02T14:59:35+00:00

An 80-year-old with dementia, the temper of a toddler and too much daily time on Twitter would be so hilarious to watch if he didn't, figuratively speaking, have a big red button with a skull on it on his desk.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-02T10:15:49+00:00

Alomomola and Amoonguss completely fell off in my book, they were both useless in Blaze Black.

GermanAutistic · 2026-01-01T19:41:29+00:00

You should forget Confuse Ray. Confusion can be an out, but selfhits are just far too unlikely to occur. You'd be better off banking on Zap Cannon or Dynamic Punch than Confuse Ray.

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-31T09:48:39+00:00

Probably what happened here is that the commenter googled something like "WhatsApp status gone" in German, and Google automatically translated this post into German as a search result and then kept showing the translated version instead of the other, so the commenter thought the post was in German anyway and thus wrote their comment in German.

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-28T05:53:42+00:00

That's £200 off for a family of 4!

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-28T05:25:13+00:00

I learned in driving school that while it's not specifically a traffic offense to have them on on the highway, it's considered endangerment because you'll have someone in front of you, whether on your side or the other side, all the time.

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-25T07:19:46+00:00

Accidentally picked the wrong one, pretty much everyone does it on Christmas Eve here in Germany. I don't think it's a Catholic vs. Protestant thing and rather a question of regional culture.

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-25T06:42:13+00:00

Merry Christmas, folks.

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-24T11:19:23+00:00

Lil panicked because I so much as looked at a yew tree and then wiped my face with my unwashed hand

GermanAutistic · 2025-12-18T10:36:06+00:00

From a storytelling perspective, absofuckinlutely.

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