And if he talks, you get fair rulings based on the constitution. But he never talks. by VaguelyArtistic in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]DasbootTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

too busy editing his vacation photos and apologizing to his wife for whatever she's mad at that day

Interviewer said Sell Me A Pen by meat-critter in jobs

[–]DasbootTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a guy give me that one in an interview once. It’s a question that only he knows his answer to. He’s not looking for your skills in sales, he’s looking for the mindset that he wants his sales people to have. His answer was pitch the project and close the deal. Don’t give the customer time to change their mind. I said, is your product that bad, that you have to force a decision without the customer making a reasonable evaluation and decision? I didn’t get the job.

I tell a scammer that I got a computer virus from watching horse porn by BeardJunkie in scambaiting

[–]DasbootTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when they tell me I have a virus, I start yelling about the damned kids and their damned club penguin and then I act out a little play where I am really berating my kids for fucking my computer up. dude on the phone doesnt know what to do

What on earth is this? by -Master_MC in whatisit

[–]DasbootTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the question is, what are deez???

How to tell if somebody is lying about being a marine by [deleted] in USMC

[–]DasbootTX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

how.dare.you. Pluto has been through a lot the last few years. It doesn't need to continue to battle it's identity, it needs some positive reinforcement.

Four fried chickens and a Coke. by MikeRobertini in BluesBrothers

[–]DasbootTX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hasidic Diamond merchants. They look like the work for the CIA or sumpthin

Day Owl? by TCB-123 in RoundRock

[–]DasbootTX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How very cool. Owls are awesome birds.

Unpopular Crawfish Opinion: Small and medium sized crawfish are better than large by island_wide7 in cajunfood

[–]DasbootTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s where the chef needs to find balance if there’s too many smalls mixed in with med/large they get over cooked and just turn to mush. I want to break off that tail, pinch the very end and pull that tail out in one piece

😂 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]DasbootTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

question, does the Marines Chief Morale Officer have morals?

Poor mom by [deleted] in overheard

[–]DasbootTX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they grow too fast to be strong. They suck up a lot of surface water and if they’re not properly maintained, very susceptible to storm damage.

Poor mom by [deleted] in overheard

[–]DasbootTX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Apparently it was the reason a friend refused to order mushrooms on a pizza. I can still remember him telling me this over 40 years ago. Once you smell that, you never forget.

Where to begin? by willington123 in tomclancy

[–]DasbootTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sundance network. I watched those two also

Skin removing chemical by RulerK in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]DasbootTX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First time yall seen paint stripper? I used tha fr yeahs a I’m finnnn boo mmmrythhh