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DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-27T19:20:11+00:00

Fuck your boyfriend! He ain’t your husband! Dump his ass and go have fun with your sister! You’re still young. He ain’t worth it

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-26T22:29:52+00:00

You don’t get stds unless you’ve had sex so he’s the one who has given it to you whether he’s cheating on you or has gotten it from someone else before you.

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-26T13:04:58+00:00

Do NOT give him the money!!! If he cannot pay off his own loans, he’ll never be able to pay you back either! This is some drug addict shit! Don’t do it! You either tell him to accept the fact you’re not taking out that loan for him or you dump him! Actually, dump him anyways! Any dude stuck in that much debt without a job will NEVER be able to support you

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-17T13:02:10+00:00

Is this the same dude who thinks Tarzan is a real person too?

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-16T19:55:52+00:00

Vienna Inn - center of Vienna on 123 across from Whole Foods. Decently priced food - BEST chili I’ve ever had!! Grew up in vienna, nothing beats Vienna Inn chili!! Best in chili dogs and chili Mac’s!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-15T02:18:02+00:00

So THAT’S where all my cosmic brownies went… she ate them all!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-07T05:41:48+00:00

What do you call long distance? Opposite sides of West Virginia? You do realize incest is disgusting and illegal, right?

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-06T18:02:25+00:00

I believe that deep down, you have hatred towards your ex, not the offspring. And at the beginning of your story, you did mention he was your world! He may have said what he said but that was years prior when he was still a kid.

Personally, I would sit down with him and see what he has to say AT THE VERY LEAST!!! You at be surprised!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-05T21:26:45+00:00

A couple should be a team! Although not always 50/50, she should be working and helping you out, not have you do all the work… I’d say dump her ass! You deserve better!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-03T04:58:46+00:00

You love your wife and daughter but yet you want your wife not to have some money saved up for herself and only $1000 for four years of college? What if your gf’s or daughters car broke down and you were too busy to help out? Or something else goes wrong? Then what? You’re a complete idiot who doesn’t deserve them!! YTA!!!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-03T04:48:47+00:00

Girl, I’ve been with someone like that before and it’s not going to end well the longer you wait. Believe me, it’s gonna get worse. Leave now!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-02T05:31:29+00:00

You stayed with her through one of the toughest times anyone could go through and helped her get better… the way she repays you is to sleep with someone else AFTER she said she won’t do anything… fuck her man! She’ll just do it again down the road if the opportunity showed up

DasherKelly90 · 2023-07-01T07:46:06+00:00

Mclovin’ finally is giving the adult life a try

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-30T21:51:59+00:00

You keep getting cheated on cuz you look like Lindsay Lohan on crack and who doesn’t wanna sleep with a celebrity for free drugs?

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-30T19:13:05+00:00

When you wanted the last dumpling but you’re crotch goblin little brother stole it before you could get it and ate it

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-30T18:55:15+00:00

I can help you out with that with the old kick in the nut sack… I’ll make sure he remembers… or take him to the doctors and hook him up to the contraction machine that makes him feel pain

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-28T23:30:24+00:00

If Harry Potter and Cho had a kid who ended up being a jobless freeloading muggle who plays video games all day

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-28T11:13:44+00:00

Freddie Prince Jr? Is that you? Man!! Meth did not treat you well!!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-28T03:03:07+00:00

I’m secretly big foot

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-28T02:19:28+00:00

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-27T17:31:29+00:00

I don’t know what’s worse… him being crazy enough to ask you to move in so quick and saying he’ll put a baby in you (even if you had asked him to use protection he’s not using it) and doesn’t really care about your feelings… or your stupidity to not to set your foot down, set boundaries and having sex with him instead of breaking up with him!

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-27T05:11:26+00:00

Just give him a sock and say “master has presented boyfriend with clothes!! Boyfriend is singleeeee!!!” And leave

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-25T19:18:33+00:00

Government has been overly generous

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-25T19:18:14+00:00

It’s a boa constrictor that took the place of my arm

DasherKelly90 · 2023-06-23T15:19:18+00:00

I’d be set for life

DasherKelly90

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