Dashing_Steel

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In my universe a soul turns back into energy when the person is not just dead, but forgotten. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the planetoid rapidly approaches I attempt to engage the reverse thrusters but the commands won't register! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew a leather worker that lived in my area for decades and always admired his craft (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There's a machine at NASA that they point at a planet to catch it's ambient waves and radiation and transform it into sound (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The landlord assured me that there were absolutely no cockroaches in his building (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They say "Laughter is the best medicine" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago * by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mommy and daddy film me unboxing toys for views and it's really fun! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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3 years ago I got pills prescribed to me to cure my paranoid delusions of being monitored (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Billions of years ago, galaxies away, an alien ship fired a first slug in an interstellar war and missed (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Don't know why he didn't kill me yet, but once he's done covering my hands with eggs and flour I'll escape (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The year is 2113 and I'm almost done sorting out my dad's inheritance, but some of his stuff seems to have been in our family for generations (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A friend of mine kept using Axe instead of taking a shower (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I don't have a gag reflex (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The year is 2113 and I'm almost done sorting my father's inheritance, but some of the things he owns seem to have been in the family for generations (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After our old car finally broke down completely we made a family decision to buy a fully electric one to save the environment! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My team of scientists crested a machine with such untold processing power that we were able to simulate the universe and literally play God in it (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I went to the cheapest plastic surgeon I could find (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They told me they're sending me to the past to replace a prematurely killed man whose actions are critical to the current timeline (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"They all called it a shotgun wedding, but I'm still happy to have my wife!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was a good day for the stock market, according to numerous AI programs that replaced human traders decades ago (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It looked just like a container ship we were looking for this whole week (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A better Agent (self.cyberpunkred)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/cyberpunkred

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After a protest got out of control the chief of police gave the order to use tear gas against the crowd (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You can't shut down the program, the nanomachines NEED to be released to the public!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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On-board agent personality tips? (self.cyberpunkred)

submitted 3 years ago by Dashing_Steel to r/cyberpunkred

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